****cut to kenny waking up in his bed, he gets up and quickly puts on his mysterion costume and runs to the local airport
MYSTERION
how much for one ticket to washington dc?
AIRPORT WORKER
uh... that would be $120, may i ask why are you dressed like that.
MYSTERION
would i be able to see the ticket for a second, you know to see if it's worth my time.
AIRPORT WORKER
oh um never heard that one before but it wouldn't hurt i guess..
****the airport worker sets the ticket on the counter
AIRPORT WORKER
i can't give it to you unless you give me the money though.. $120....
MYSTERION
....this might sound crazy dude but... i just saw the queen of rap, nicki minaj ordering a big mac in the mcdonalds over there... so cool! just wanted to share..
AIRPORT WORKER
UMMMMM............ WHEN I'M LITERALLY THE BIGGEST BARB IN THIS WHOLE ENTIRE SHITTY ASS MOUNTAIN TOWN... YUP!!!! EVEN MORE THAN YOU VINCENT!
VINCENT (FROM THE BACK)
DON'T EVEN PLAY WITH ME MISS GIRLLLL CUZ WE ALL KNOW.....
AIRPORT WORKER
WAITTTT.... IS SHE STILL THERE OH MY GAWDD!??
MYSTERION
uh.. yeah, man.
****the airport worker runs full speed into the nearby mcdonalds, mysterion takes the ticket he left on the table and runs to board the flight to washington dc, a couple hours later he is back in washington dc, luckily before the sacrificial ritual was started, unluckily on the other hand there were 10 more guards guarding the white house, including christophe and gregory. mysterion is confused by this and runs up to them
MYSTERION
dude? what the fuck are you guys doing? our friends are in trouble!
CHRISTOPHE
praise the holy one!
MYSTERION
what the fuck
MYSTERION
i thought you literally hated anything to do with religion?
****christophe stays silent with a blank look in his eyes
FRIGGATION (GUARD #3)
do you know this guy, saint christophe?
****christophe again stays silent with a blank look in his eyes
FRIGGATION (GUARD #3)
he doesn't know you man.
MYSTERION
the mole? a saint? what the hell happened in the three fucking hours i was gone?
FRIGGATION (GUARD #3)
move along, kid. the white house isn't open for tourism at the moment.
MYSTERION
gregory you too?
****gregory stays silent with a blank look in his eyes
FRIGGATION (GUARD #3)
saint gregory doesn't want to talk right now.. leave. before i'm forced to make you meet your maker. "☝️🤓"
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FOREIGN KIDS (south park au)
Fanfictionbasically a long episode of south park but instead of being focused more on kyle, stan, kenny, & cartman this story is more focused on the "foreign kids" aka pip, damien, christophe (ze mole), & gregory. this story also focuses on some other charact...
