Cuphead rap part 1

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Lightning struck as it showed the four cups staring at the casino. They went inside. Cuphead went to the table with confidence while Mugman was shaking in fear. Rootis and Cacao were a bit worried. Then Cuphead rolled snake eyes. Then the devil showed up. They all looked at him. They prayed.

"Roll or die, roll or die, rollin'"

They got kicked by him out of the casino.

"Roll or die, roll or die, rollin'"

The three looked at cuphead mad.

"Roll or die, roll or die, rollin'"

Then they went to a garden.

"Roll or die, roll or die, rollin'"

Rootis was scratching the back of his head. The root pack showed up.
"Feelin' frantic in the Botanic Panic
With the Root Pack jammin', now we're feelin' organic!"

Cuphead dodged an attack from the carrot.

"Gettin' full eatin' all these vegetables."
They each dodged an attack from the three
"Potato, an Onion, a Carrot lookin' psycho"

They got squished into the next boss. They popped out of the ground and saw a tombstone

"Goopy Le Grande, kill you in the first degree
Rest in peace with a boss like me"

He jumped out of the tombstone

"Bouncing up and down with a globbity hop
I'm a slippery slugger with my boxing gloves." He punched them. To which Rootis dodged. He then followed them to a cloud.

"Flappin' those wings all the way in the sky"
They saw Hilda berg
"I'm the Threatenin' Zeppelin coming to join the fight

They call me Hilda Berg, I'm on an all-time high"
She turned to a zeppelin

"Takin' out you Cupheads, float up on cloud nine."
The four landed on the ground which Cacao sneezed

"Come into my Floral Fury, gettin' worried"
Four hands grabbed they're handles

"Allergies actin' up, vision gettin' blurry
Cagney Carnation, causin' frustration" he dropped them and pulled his petals
"Droppin' seeds on top of you, I bring the pollination"
they tired to dodge the attacks. They went to Elder kettles house looking hurt. Rootis pops his shoulder back into place.

"Wake us up inside
'Cause the bosses own the night"

Elder kettle got an idea

"Says the contract that we signed"

He pulled out a potion.

"'Cause we roll or die, roll or die, rollin'"

The four looked at the potion with different reactions.

They left the house with confidence

"Gamble with our time"

It showed the root pack laughing

"Because chance is on our side"

Cuphead shouted to them

"Will you fold or stack 'em high?"

The four showed they're new powers

"'Cause we roll or die, roll or die, rollin'

The root pack looked confused for a bit then they got scared. It showed the first level bosses beaten

"Roll or die, roll or die, rollin'
Roll or die, roll or die, rollin'
Roll or die, roll or die, rollin'
Roll or die, roll or die, rollin'"

It showed Ribby as he rapped

"Fightin' souls ever since we've been some tadpoles!
Windin' up a punch, double team 'em, take control"

he grabbed his brother by the hip as he rapped

"Call us Clip Joint Calamity, you'll have to scream profanity!"

He grabbed them by the back of they're shirts
He then spun around tossing the four into a new land

"While stackin' up your losses, you've become another casualty." 

They looked up to see someone

"Now, I won't sugarcoat it, I'm the greatest, bound to win!
Baroness van Bon Bon, I'm the candy queen of sin!"

Her eyes went yellow

"Lackin' chin, I can see it, other demons gettin' scared"

The four were confused

"In the Sugarland Shimmy man, you better come prepared"

The cane tossed them made them land in a giant hand

"You hang around this Pyramid, you're bound to be in Peril!"

The genie dropped them

"'Cause the genie don't grant wishes and this puppet's actin' feral"

They landed in the puppets head

"Slapping cups and mugs around, you could never take the heat"
He shook the head

"Master demon's got you chokin' on a streak, always play for keeps!"
They were launched out of the puppets finger. They landed into a roller coaster.

"Come into the Carnival and hang out with the clown"
Rootis was about to shoot him but he was gone

"Beppi doesn't bite, swear it's safe, so come on down!"
They saw him in the air

"We've been entertaining demons longer than you've been alive"
Cacao showed them that the track is gone

"Come and see what happens if you take a ride, take a look inside!"

It showed them looking at the bosses.

"Wake us up inside
'Cause the bosses own the night
Says the contract that we signed"

They then looked at each other.

'Cause we roll or die, roll or die, rollin'

Then Rootis cocks his arm. They smiled as they changed they're attacks.
"Gamble with our time
Because chance is on our side
Will you fold or stack 'em high?
'Cause we roll or die, roll or die, rollin'" it showed them using the new attacks on the bosses and winning. Cuphead felt a tap on his head. They looked at the other villains they have to face.

The End

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