The King of Heros (Godzilla x Ok K.O Harem)

Lets Not Be Skeletons

[The episode starts off with Enid, Rad, and K.O unpacking inventory from the truck while Mr. Gar records the inventory]

Mr. Gar: Gar-brand shellfish meat, Gar-brand gummy vitamins, Gar-brand toe socks, Gar-brand soap, Gar-brand—[A car passes by colliding with the truck and crashes] My… products! [The car backs up. Bo comes out with an amp] You! [He grabs Bo] You destroyed my wares! Why— Is that… is that an amp? [Gil Ferris looks out Mr. Gar arguing from the head mirror] Is this supposed to pay me back, [Gil Ferris turns the mirror] for thousands you cost me?! Tobby’s pickles, laser forks, shaving beams, all gone! [Gil Ferris steps out]

Gil: Easy, buddy. Where’s the fire?

K.O: Over there. [Pans to the truck on fire] Consuming the truck you smashed.

Gil: Hey, good eye, short-pants.

Mr. Gar: [Approaches to Gil] So you’re the one who brought this destruction.

Gil: Destruction? No, I’m here to bring unto you the future.

Enid: Dang, look at all that ice.

RadYeah. Nice plump fingers, too.

Mr. Gar: I don’t know what you’re selling, buddy, but we got two rules here at the Plaza— no destruction of property, barring emergencies, and no soliciting, or they get attacked by Jr

[Shows Jr attacking someone like a rabid Honey Badger]

Gil: Solicit? Sir, you offend me. [Tosses his business card to Mr. Gar] And this is an emergency.

Mr. Gar: There’s no emergency.

Gil: Isn’t there? Give me a “C”, Bo.

[Bo whips out his guitar and Gil grabs one of the boxes of soap from Rad, sets it down, and steps on top]

Godzilla: great, we have show tunes now

Gil: Well, you got problems. Problems right here in Lakewood. [Crowd approaches] Yes, sir, you got barrelfuls of crime. And I tell you it ain’t good. ‘Cause you got villains who come and fight [Images of Darrell, Shannon II, and Raymond and various kaiju are shown] Keep you up all hours at night. And I tell ya, it’s enough to make a fella feel unsafe. [Gertie gasps and holds tight to her children] Well, now, I hear ya. Ya say, partner, stop complain’ [More crowd comes] Well, gather’ round, open up your ears. I’ll start explainin’. ‘Cause I brought me a solution. And I’ll start a revolution. With the most amazing product [pulls out the Skeleton Remote out] called a Skeleton Remote.

Godzilla: that doesn't sound safe

Neil: Skeleton Remote?

Gil: That’s right! Skeleton Remote. It’s the best thing ever invented, but, uh [shows rings] I don’t mean to gloat. ‘Cause it’ll keep you safe where evil lurks. It’s user-friendly, tiny quarks. Come on ‘round, and I’ll show you how it works. [Grabs Potato to demonstrate it, while Bo pushes a Skullcrawler, whos tied down, to be demonstrated on] Well, you hold that remote up in the air. See that villain right over there. [Puts a hat on Potato] Pull down on your ten-gallon brim. He’s eyeing you, and eyeing him. [Pushes the button on the remote] Pow! You watch that laser fly. Bam! You hit ‘em between the eye. [The Skullcrawler turns into a skeleton and dies] Now he’s just a skeleton. [Pushes the skeleton out with his cane] And your problems melt away. Thanks to—

Choir: Skeleton Remote!

Gil: That’s right!

Choir Member: Skeeeeleton Remote, ooh!

Crinkly Wrinkly: Does it have any other uses?

Gil: No! It only has the one. But it’s the only one you’ll ever need. [Enid and Rad tries to grab the remote] It’ll keep you safe from evil deeds. [Carts of Skeleton Remotes rolled in front] Ya won’t get harmed if you get armed. With a Skeleton Reeeeemooooote. [Backdrop rolls in] [Crowd comes in to buy it] Skeleton Remoooooote. No refunds.
[Next scene shows the Bodega with Enid playing around the Skeleton Remote turning stuffs into skeletons while Enid laughs]