"We should probably eat before the food goes cold."

People nodded their heads in response to Sabo's suggestion.

"Hehehe Hehe....." They heard a low giggle coming from where Xander was sitting. "Whatcha doing?" "Drawing Dragon." "In what?" "A dress. His wedding dress specifically."

Dragon paled as he realised what they meant. "Let's not talk about it. Please..." "Fine...for now. I'm gonna show it for the next reaction."

Dragon sighed in relief as Crocodile snickered while eating his food.

And some dirty minded motherfuckers went red.

Garp laughed while eating his food.

The marines shared jokes and dad jokes with the others.

The pirates cheered.

"Are we just gonna give up the fact that the infamous Dragon is married to former Warlord Crocodile?" Coby was the one to speak and people merely nodded and continued what they were doing.

Coby sighed and joined in with the people.

"Hey ,Dragon,can you tell us more stories?" A husky-voiced male asked, who was revealed to be Smoker.

He shrugged. "Sure."

People began to gather around or turn their attention to Dragon. "Just ask me questions, I can't think of any stories unless I have criteria."

"Were you a rebellious teenager? Given that you're the number 1 enemy to the World Government..."

Dragon chuckled. "I wasn't that rebellious. I only got into fights, and personally, I was very well behaved age 13-17. Uh, Dad, could you confirm?"

"I agree. The worst he did was fuck a guy up and nearly kill him but he wasn't going against me. Though I think the worst thing he did against me was adopt a small cat into our house and hid it for over 4 months before I found out. Honestly, even I'm surprised. He was a devil when he was a child."

Garp laughed at people's pale faces as they realised that the Garp The First, the guy who allied with Roger, the guy who personally hunted down Roger and the best friend of Sengoku, was surprised at his son's behaviour.

"Damn. You gotta tell me more!" Nami swooned over the story.

"Can we continue?"

Garp replied with a nod.

"How did you meet Crocodile?" Boa Hancock asked, (I kinda forgot if I added her or not IM SORRYYYY) quite invested.

"WELL-UH. It's embarrassing."

People began to cheer Dragon on to tell them as Crocodile laughed at Dragons reaction.

"Fine! Fine! So uh. I was at a cafe. I was around 28 so around 27 years ago. A small child bursts in. The child was known for their jokes. They begin to speak as they sat on a chair near the middle. I wasn't a regular,but I knew to allow the child to continue. People directed their attention to them. " Why was 6 afraid of 7?" The room went silent and then they continued. "Because 7 , 8 , 9! But, did you know the reason why?" People were already chuckling and giggling. "Because you gotta eat 3 squared meals a day!" Then I burst out laughing, along with another person. No one else got the joke. But that person was the most beautiful man I've ever seen. I was considerably good at mathematics and I instantly walked over to that person and started up a chat. So basically, a child wingmanned for me. Unintentionally. Oh yeah that person was Crocodile. "

People stared with their eyes wide open.

"WHAT."

"THE."

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