book of haikyuu one shots

if you were my wife

Family chat

Yaku:Has anyone seen my sister

Suna:Sorry yaku san

Kuroo:Sorry love i haven't

Kenma:That’s a no from me Cuz

Unknown sent a video

Kuroo:Huh? Shall we watch it

Suna:It may tell us where sho is

They click the video and see sho and her husband in a cafe

Akaashi:If you were my wife i would put Poison in your coffee

Sho:Hehe If you were my husband I’d drink it

Yaku:What are you talking about sis you two are married

Waiter: Really guys in front of customers that are trying to enjoy their breakfast

Oikawa:Come on guys its 7 am

Akaashi:Hey kawa long time

Sho:Hey oikawa san

Oikawa:Akaashi chibi chan long time

Kenma:So that is where they are talking to kawa

Yaku:Looks like guess i don’t need to worry then kuroo come back to bed i want cuddles

Kuroo:Bet

Yaku:Cuddles nothing else KUROO TETSURO

Kuroo:Damn okay full name

Suna:Ken ken we have a live stream babe

Kenma:Coming love

Sho is online

Sho:Hey what up

Yaku:Oh hey sis

Sho:Hey big brother why were you spamming this gc

Kuroo:We didn’t know where you were

Kenma:What was with you and akaashi planning a whole ass murder

Sho: That has become a running joke with me and Kei since school

Akaashi:Yeah don’t worry yaku we won’t hurt each other i love her too much for that

Sho:Awww you softie

Akaashi:Only for you princess lets take this coffee back to suna and kenma

Sho:Hai

Kenma:Hey cuz are you and akaashi joining us on stream today

Sho:I am honey are you

Akaashi:I am on cooking duties today for the family

Yaku:With me

Sho:Honey you could of just said i would of taken the day off streaming and i cook instead

Akaashi:No darling you have fun besides me and yaku are fine

Kenma:Get you a man like ours

Sho:Amen coz see you on stream boys Prepare to get annihilated

Kenma:Oh bitch its on

Suna:Bring it sunshine

They all went to set up the stream and started playing rust with sho yelling

Sho:We ain’t no fortnigh hoes or minecraft bro we take our kills seriously

Author chan in the corner: ouch sho i play and mod Minecraft that kind of hurt me abit

Kenma:She’s not wrong we got a kill score board for who has the most kills

Sho:Its me 😏

Suna:Annoryingly true

Sho:Oh clam down cloud you’re second then ken ken then my hubby

Kenma:They only reason he is last is because you kill him to add to your kill score

Akaashi:His right darling

Sho:You’re meant to be on my side keiji

Akaashi:Always

Kenma:Gross go be cute somewhere else or let sunshine continue and go back to kitchen duty

Akaashi:Yes sir one think

He kisses sho and says

Akaashi:Love you darling see you at dinner

Sho:-/////- S-S-See you later love

The audince going awww Sho was so distracted she didn’t see kenma had killed her akaashi said

Akaashi:Sorry baby i just got you killed

Sho:😖

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