Britain: America isn't answering their phone
Canada: I'll call
Britain: Dixie and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
America : Hello?
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Britain: Can I be frank with you guys?
America : Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is gonna help.
Canada: Can I still be Canada?
Dixie: Shh, let Frank speak.
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Britain: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.
America : No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!
Canada: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies' eyes!!!
Dixie: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.
Britain: If you touch my birthday cake I'll make you eat your hands!
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Britain: *Gently taps table*
America : *Taps back*
Canada: What are they doing?
Dixie: Morse code.
Britain: *Aggressively taps table*
America : *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
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Britain: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.
America:
Canada:
Dixie:
Everyone Else At Britain's Surprise Birthday Party:
America : All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.
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Britain: *Screams*
America : *Screams louder to establish dominance*
Canada: Should we do something?
Dixie: No, I want to see who wins.
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Britain, banging on the door: America ! Open up!
America : Well, it all started when I was a kid...
Canada: No, he meant-
Dixie: Let her finish.
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