Team 7 (Naruto various x fem suicidal reader)

When a Racoon Meets a Dragon (chapter 4 pt 3)

By now, your page was covered in dicks. Cartoon dicks and very detailed cocks littered the page, in the answer boxes and where your name should have been. Nothing was left un-dicked.

quickly, you turned to gaara and whispered "hey, wanna see a picture of my cock?"

Before the boy could answer, you flipped the page over, showing a rooster with an egg drawn to the side.

Somewhere in the room, a man was scribbling down your actions. No, he didn't think you cheated, he could actually see and hear what you were doing...

He gave you a weirded out look as he wrote down that you just showed the red haired kid a picture of a chicken.

'Is this some kind of new method of cheating??' the man thought before writing a footnote on the side.

Could it be a new method of cheating???

Meanwhile , gaara was staring down at the picture before slowly looking up at your face. You appeared to be proud of your... accomplishment... and seemed relatively harmless, if not more so than that blonde kid you were with.

'Is this really what he fears? This isn't the same kid from earlier...' he thought to himself before turning away from you with a 'hm'.

"This exam is gonna be a breeze..." you said as you started folding your paper up into a beautiful paper plane.

Gaara glanced to the side, clearly doubting you.

"What? These answers don't really matter. It's the tenth question you gotta watch out for! The whole point of this test is to get you stressed by the 'oh so difficult' college level questions." you whispered.

Gaara stopped scribbling on his paper and gave you a side glance that told you he was listening, choosing to ignore the mention of something he is unfamiliar with.

"I can't say more now though. I'm sure scar man would like to save that as a surprise for last." you said while locking eyes with the said man.

Naruto momentarily raised his hand before slamming it down and asserting his dominance. The kid yelled about he is going to be the hokage, and that nothing is going to get in his way.

A truly heroic moment.

You smiled before raising your hand.

Immediately, everyone stared at you in shock, even gaara, who hid it better. Morino looked at you with an unreadable expression, waiting for your response.

"Are we allowed to eat during the exams?" you asked while putting your hand down. You could feel the glare from sasuke drilling into your head.

The man chuckled under his breath before responding.

"No.

"Ah boo. I'll just eat quietly then."

After you interrupted everyone, it was revealed that there was no tenth question. The whole point was to make people leave under the threat of never taking the exams again if answered wrong.

As everyone was celebrating to themselves for not giving up, a figure broke through the glass and landed in front of everyone. You blinked once at the woman as you paused your food fest of eating your burrito as recognition of her came over you.