CSMHU short stories

drink

Dante POV

                      Where is that girl? She said meet her at the broken bottle. I've checked the arcade, near the stage, the booths, even the bathroom... maybe i missed her at the bar... sure enough

B: thanks for the drink sir but... well i don't know if i can pay you back anytime soon

?: oh don't worry you're pretty lil head bout it

                               I sit at a table and watch how this plays out even though i know how this works. She playfully flirts with a couple guys and eventually one of them offers to get her a drink... knowing damn well her sisters give her free drinks. She just likes playing the game, i don't mind it much since she's never serious bout it... it's also a lil hot. I'd fall for it if i wasn't her partner.

?: though maybe i can take ya home and we can talk about you paying me back

                               Okay that's enough. I get up and walk over but right when bouta say something barbie puts a finger over my lips which i wasn't prepared for-

B: *giggle* wait your turn babe... now sir if you really think you're NEARLY attractive enough to me to have the balls to ask that question lemme shut that down because quite frankly you're not. Along with that you couldn't have seriously thought someone as attractive as ME was single right? now i wanted a drink, i got a drink, it's all part of this crazy lil game yanno? also... even if you were attractive to me... i don't take em under four inches~

?: O_O

D: :O

?: HELL NAH, you brought yourself onto ME-

B: i winked at you

?: and *I* bought you a drink

B: yes you did

?: you dirty lying-

B: bye bye *winks*

                             She takes her drink in one hand and some of my shirt in the other and walks to a different side of the bar. She gets me in a booth and finishes her drink

D: i- how do you... how are you okay doing that?

B: what do you mean babe?

D: you just flirted with a guy

B: mhm

D: got him to get you a drink even though you get free ones

B: yep

D: and then left

B: yes, yes i did... dante... men are assholes, they buy you a drink and expect to fuck you that night. That's not what happens sometimes a girl just wants a drink yanno-... you know?

D: yes but you called him ugly

B: he would've called me much worse if we didn't leave when we did

?: listen slut-

B: *sigh* speak of the devil

G: we gonna have a problem here?

B: YEAH we are, i gave this bitch a drink and she won't even come home with me

                             Gemma looks at me and then the guy

G: and you... expected that to work? MY sister has standards dude and you are WAY below em. Now get out or i'ma have to throw you out

D: this guy's getting on my nerves-

?: no one asked you i already have enough with ONE woman to deal with

D: ...

B: take it back.

?: excuse me

G: ... *backs up* yanno, maybe you can handle this one barbie

B: my partner for ONE is not a woman, maybe your dumbass, crusty ass, perverted ass can't understand that and B, you can call ME names all you fucking want but if you DARE to say another thing about Dante i promise you you're get more then a nail chipped 

                        I don't think i've seen Barbie being the protective one before but i'm not complaining 

?: please i'll call her a bitch as much as i want

B: dante, babe, could you wait in the car?

D: ya sure ba-

B: yes, oh and here take my purse please... and these

                          Barbie takes off her earrings and puts them in my hand

B: now go on honey , i'll meet ya there. This should take five like minutes 

                           I wait in the car and eventually watch as the dude get thrown out the front door

B: and fucking stay out asshole

Gem: ...

Karen: -_-... you're paying for that

B: *sigh* yeah i figured 

                            She hands karen her card, steps over the man and walks over to the car before getting in

D: h-hey

B: heyyyy... earrings?

D: oh yeah, here

                      She puts her earrings back on and starts fixing her hair and makeup...

B: what? 

D: nothing you're just pretty is all... thanks for well, that

B: no one gets to insult you but me ya big lug