The King of Heros (Godzilla x Ok K.O Harem)

Presenting Joe Cuppa

K.O: [Gets Enid's arms] Get it, Enid? Different results!

Enid: It's not different results, it's just bad coffee puns!

K.O" Well, the audience was loving it!
EnidWhat audience?!

Mr. Gar: Show's over — forever!

[Rad levitates a chair while Enid and Godzilla carry a stack of chairs. K.O sweeps and snickers a little]

Enid: What are you giggling about over there, K.O?

K.O: I just can't get over how funny Joe Cuppa was!

Rad: I know! [Hands a chair to Enid] I used to watch all his specials on TV when I was a kid. I haven't seen him in anything in a while, though.

Enid: Might be because he's all washed up, and also not funny.

Rad: *scoffs* Whatever.

[Joe Cuppa walks by]

K.O & Rad: *gasps* Mr. Cuppa, Mr. Cuppa!
RadI'm Rad!

K.O: I'm K.O! Will you sign my face?

Rad: Mine, too!

Joe Cuppa: Ha! Sure thing, champs. [Signs Rad's name as Rod and K.O's name as Kiddo]

K.O:Wow!

Rad: Whoa!

Joe Cuppa: [Waves] See ya a-ground, lounge losers! Can't be late for my world tour!

Enid: *scoffs* The only loser here is Joe Cuppa.

Rad: You'll eat your words once he makes his big comeback.

K.O: Yeah, Enid! Joe Cuppa is destined for super-stardom.

[A "customer" comes in the Bodega]

Enid: [On her phone, not noticing the customer] Welcome to Gar's Bodega, valued customer.

[The "customer" pours nachos and lightning cheese in his hoodie and grabs the "free" samples]

K.O:Can I assist you today?!

Customer: Uh, no, I'm just here to, uh... *chuckles nervously* get away from the daily grind! Hey! [K.O laughs] 'Scuse me, kid! [Goes to see a coffee pot] Hello, brew-tiful! [Drinks the coffee] Just my type — hot and bitter!

[Rad's drink comes out from his nose while laughing]

K.O: Enid, who is that guy?! He's hilarious!
RadHa ha! Yeah, almost as funny as Joe Cuppa!

Enid: *growls* Wake up, brainiacs! It is Joe Cuppa!

Rad: Joe Cuppa doesn't have a beard, Enid.

[Enid takes off the disguise from Joe Cuppa]

Joe Cuppa: Not my fake beard!

[K.O. and Rad gasps]

K.O.It's Joe Cuppa!

Godzilla: I nearly tackled and bit you like a rabid chihuahua.

Rad: I thought you were out doing your big world tour?

Joe Cuppa: *sighs* Truth is, I got nowhere else to go. I'm no big star. Haven't sold a ticket in years. [Shows a flashback where Joe Cuppa lives] Now I sleep under the sink of a bathroom of a gas station in a sewer. My only friends are the rat people and every night, [The rats cuddle him] I wait for their sweet embrace to put me to sleep. [Transitions to present] Let's face it, nobody wants to see this ugly mug anymore.

K.O: [Thinking] Wow. Who knew someone so funny could be so sad. [A rat walks around Joe Cuppa] I want him to know true happiness again. *gasps* Mr. Joe Cuppa, I know exactly how to cheer you up!