Mr Unknown (11:24am): Note to us both — never do that again. I've now got pastry floating in my drink like little survivors of the Titanic. I'll save you, Jack.

Mr Unknown (11:33am): What's your theory on the Jack and Rose debate? He definitely... 100%... could have fit on the door too. Have you seen the meme about it? There are about six ways they could have both survived.

Mr Unknown (11:48am): Hey, Miss Dial! Did you know squirrels land like superheroes when they fall or jump?

Mr Unknown (11:48am): Hey, Miss Dial! Did you know squirrels land like superheroes when they fall or jump?

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Miss Dial (11:49am): Fine! I'm awake! Happy now?

Mr Unknown (11:51am): Ecstatic!


March 31st

Miss Dial (10:27am): GHSHHGSLJLIFIUIODSTYTYTSY

Mr Unknown (10:29am): Wow! Miss Dial, I never took you for an early morning drinker.

Miss Dial (11:02am): Ok, this is embarrassing. I may have accidentally butt dialled you. I was just out for a jog and had my phone in my back pocket.

Mr Unknown (11:04am): Hello Butt! I'm sure it's a nice one 😉

Miss Dial (11:07am): Do you ever stop? 😂

Mr Unknown (11:10am): Not when I'm talking to interesting and charismatic ladies like yourself.

Miss Dial (11:11am): Dear Lord...

Mr Unknown (11:17am): Do you want me to stop?

Miss Dial (11:19am): *sigh* I'm sure I can cope a little longer.

Mr Unknown (11:24am): Fabulous! Unfortunately I need to go and entertain people with my marvellous mind and body, so yorjkajhjhgyucbwxoixpoi


April 1st

Miss Dial (4:32pm): So today consisted of me tripping over my own feet and colliding with one of my friends, resulting in him being pushed off a boat.

Mr Unknown (4:44pm): Ouch!

Miss Dial (4:48pm): To make things worse, instead of saying 'sorry', I said 'Ha! April Fools.'

Mr Unknown (4:56pm): Did he buy it?

Miss Dial (5:02pm): Of course not! Would you?

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