*Person texts friend*: Hey, you left your phone here last night. You can come get it whenever.
(3hrs later) *Person texts friend*: Seriously dude, why aren't you responding?! I have called u like 5 times!
(5 hrs. later) *Person texts friend*: OMG DUDE WHY AREN'T U RESPONDING?! IF U DON'T RESPOND IN THE NEXT 2 HRS I WILL OFFICIALLY HAVE PERMISSION TO THINK U ARE DEAD!
(2hrs. later) *Person texts friend*: Okay, just so you know, I already told everyone at school and my family u r dead. R.I.P. 😭
(5 mins later) *Person texts friend*: ... just realized your phone is still at my house....
