South Park Oneshots & stuff! (Onhold)

🍎Some Headcanons🍎

Craig:

-People thought Craig was gay before he started to date you, so they were really confused when you two showed up at school being a couple

-You two would literally flip everyone off, so people got a bit annoyed by that

-You borrowed his hat sometimes, so he would have to show up to school without his hat that times

-You were part of Craig's gang, and were pretty good friends with everyone in the gang

Tweek:

-You would visit his father's cafe daily, so he eventually didn't have to ask you what you wanted since you always ordered the same thing

-You were really happy when you found out he went to your school

-He introduced you to Craig, who introduced you to the rest of the gang

-You always helped him to calm down since he was always paranoid

Wendy:

-Just like with Kyle, you two talked shit about Cartman

-She tried to introduce you to the girls so you would get along, but most of them (Mostly Bebe) thought you were... kinda weird

-Since you were in Stan's team, she used insulting Cartman as an excuse to be around you

-She helped you with your homework or studying anytime you asked for help

Bebe:

-She stopped talking about or looking at boys the moment she met you

-Wendy, you and her were bestfriends and hanged out almost every day

-You didn't have much friends apart from her, so she made the girls let you join the friend group

-You would go shopping at the mall every weekend, you went to cafes, or bought clothes

Red:

-She vented on her problems whenever you two were alone, and you gave her ideas on how to solve them

-You two always got together for school projects just as an escuse to have a sleepover

-You loved her hair, like a lot, and did anything to make her let you brush it

-You would always invite her to you house every time your parents let you alone and make an extremely loud concert with her

Rebecca:

-She would help you to spell better

-You helped her back by helping her to get rid of her tic of putting her hands together every time, failing every time

-You convinced her to join normal school, and after a lot of insisting her parents finally let her

-You were really good friends with her brother Mark, and the three of you would play together a lot

Heidi:

-She was the first friend you made at school, and you soon turned into best friends

-When she started dating Cartman, you were always telling her to dump him, and that he was a really toxic person, but she barely listened to you and got a bit angry at first because of it

-When she finally got fully convinced to break up with Cartman, she thanked you, and you helped her go to her normal self, both phisically and emotionally

-You hated Cartman ever since, and even challenged him to a fight after school, which he didn't show up too with the excuse of "him being ill" because he heard Wendy was gonna help you and he didn't wanna get beaten up by a girl again

Leslie:

-The both of you got shouted at by Pc Principal often because of talking when he was talking too

-She was surprised on how fast you started to trust her without her having to do anything, and she was planning on using you to destroy humans at first

-After being friends for a long time she noticed you genuinely loved her and cared about her so she reconsidered using you

-When you realized she was an Ad you did everything to keep her safe from PC principal, managing to keep her safe and convince everyone that she was nice, which made PC principal really mad of course

Nichole:

-She liked you since the beginning, and when the girls told her Tolkien liked her they were surprised on hearing she was a lesbian, but you were ill at your house so you didn't get to know

-She felt really bad for Tolkien though, she wasn't sure on what to do at first

-You two would go for ice cream every saturday, sometimes she even invited some of her friends

-Cartman was really angry she didn't get together with Tolkien, so he started making plans for you two to break up or just get rid of you

After almost a month a new chapter is out, hooray! But yeah, sorry for taking so long, I didn't write for some time
And remember, if you want me to add any character to the book, just let me know and I'll do a catch up