Meet Some Friends Of Mine (South Park X Reader)

Party clothes

"What?" I reluctantly ask her, sighing.

"I'm bored, Kyle. Entertain me!" She sings.

I think on it. I've been at this for a while, and haven't gotten much done anyway.

I guess it's time for a break.

I shake my head and close my notebook.

"Yay!" She hums.

I really cannot say no to that face.

I look up at her.
"What do you wanna do?"

"I actually— didn't think that far. Kinda came over on a whim.." she answers.

"The guys were busy?"

"I don't know, I wanna hangout with you". She says.

I flinch a little and look away from her, clearing my throat.

"And.. they didn't answer their phones".

I roll my eyes.

"How did you even get in here?"

"Your mom let me in. I think she likes me, she was very excited to see me."

"Of course". I flatten my eyebrows down with my fingers.

I look back up at her and she's giving me the puppy eyes.

"Alright.. fine".

It's like she has superpowers.

She giggles evilly, and sits back on my bed.

I sigh and stand up, grabbing my hat from the floor and putting it on. She stops me.

"Why?" She asks.

I just shrug, it's a habit I guess. Done it since childhood.

"Leave. It." She tells me stern.

Well, she's trying to be stern, but she's not menacing at all. At least not to me.

It's cute though, that she's trying.

"Alright, alright. Just don't hurt me". I joke.

She rolls her eyes, but smiles as I throw it back down.

We both sit back against the headboard of my bed, and I turn to her.

"Wanna go shopping?" She asks me.

I look outside, the sun is going to set soon.

"For what?" I question her.

"I need a whole bunch of shit", she sighs "winter clothes, room stuff— you know, the whole works".

"We could go to the mall?"

"Yes! let's do that!" She jumps up and crawls off the bed.

"Come on, come on!" She rushes me.

After grabbing our stuff, we walk downstairs. My mom has a very long conversation with her, it seems to drag on and on.

At least she likes her.

Finally— we get out the door, and head to the mall.

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We walk around for a while, and she drags me into store after store. Some of them are cool, but most of them are frilly and obnoxiously for women. I feel a little awkward as she picks out things she likes and shows them to me. I break it down to a science, if she seems excited about it, I tell her to buy it. If she's not sure, I shake my head. I really know nothing about this stuff, shit I've been wearing the same hat since fourth grade.