South Park Oneshots & stuff! (Onhold)

🍌How you guys met🍌

Kyle always got nice grades, he was the top student

—My parents are already mad at me, what am I gonna do Bebe?— Wendy asked
—Don't worry Wendy, Im sure you did good— She answered trying to calm her down

—Okay, the grades aren't really good, they're actually horrible, but whatever. Oh, and im gonna say them outloud because I don't give a shit if you're embarrased— Mr Garrison added

Mr Garrison started saying the grades outloud and everyone so far had failed the exam

—Okay, Kyle Broflovski...— Mr Garrison said —You got an A—
—Could been better, but still, great!— Kyle said
—Now, the last person... Y/n L/n— Mr garrison said looking at your exam

You gulped, thinking you failed

—I don't know how this happened, but you got an A+, congrats I guess— Mr Garrison said

You were shocked, and didn't expect this to happen, but you weren't gonna complain

Kyle looked at you and his jaw dropped, but you didn't notice he was looking at you. He had never had a conversation with you, neither he had gave you much attention, he didn't even know your name until now

After class, he decided to talk to you

—Hey uh... y/n right?— He asked not sure if that was your name
—Yeah, need anything?— You said closing your locker and looking at him

—I just wanted to say that im really impressed you got a higher grade than me, Im not calling you dumb! It's just that well, I usually have the highest grade in the class, so... yeah— He said

—Heh... yeah, im surprised too, I thought I failed— You laughed a bit at your comment
—Well, you gotta teach me your ways, wanna meet in the library this afternoon?— He asked

—Sure, I don't know what im gonna teach you tho, I put all the answers randomly in the test and it was pure luck that I got that grade— You said —So, see you at... 4:30 p.m?—
—Alright, see you!— He said and went away, celebrating that it went well

Kenny:

—Hey dude!— You greeted your new friend, Kyle
—Hey, how are you?— He asked

You've been friends with him for like, two weeks. You're a new kid in school and he was really nice to you

—Pretty good, who are they?— You asked after noticing he was with three other boys
—Oh, they're my friends and Cartman— He answered and the fat boy seemed annoyed

—Hi— The guy with the hood said between muffles
—Im sorry, what?— You asked not understanding what he just said

—He's Kenny, it's hard to understand him at first because of his hood— Kyle said and Kenny nodded

—Well, nice to meet you Kenny— You said and shook his hand
—Nice to meet you too!— You managed to hear

—Wait, you said "Nice to meet you too", right?—You asked
—Yep— He answered
—Nice! Im already good at understanding you— You said

Clyde:

—Girls stop, everyone knows Kenny is the hottest boy in school— One of the girls said
—What? No! Craig is way hotter— Another one said
—Well yeah, but he's gay— The girl from before said

You were sick of this, everyday the girls discussed on who was the hottest guy on school, and since they never agreed, they kept on fighting

—Girls, this gave me an idea— Bebe said catching everyone's attention —We should make a boy popular so he buys us stuff—
—Nice idea Bebe! Who though?— Lola asked
—I was thinking about Clyde— Bebe added