Meet Some Friends Of Mine (South Park X Reader)

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My alarm blasts me from my peaceful sleep. I groan, as my body falls back into the world.

"Ugh".

I roll over and shut it off aggressively.

"Mmh"..

I'm started awake by the voice in my room. I look over to Kenny and remember everything.

Oh right.

I look over him, as he rubs his eyes. He takes his hands away and looks at me, half asleep and groggy. He smiles at me and I blush.

Of course he looks amazing when he wakes up.

Fucker..

"Morning, princess". He says in his deep morning voice.

I put my hands over my face and look away groaning. He laughs at me, as I blush deeper.

I feel like shit.

"We should skip". I tell him.

"Why?" He chuckles at me.

I shrug looking back to the ceiling.

"Just feel like it".

My body feels worse then it did the night I woke up. I'm heavy and my head is pounding. I feel like I'm on a ship, that's waving back and forth in the sea. It's making me nauseous as the room spins. I take a deep breath, as I try to ground myself to anything. Stop the spinning.

"What about your mom?" He asks me, sitting up and stretching.

"It's Friday, I don't think she's home. Probably went in early."

"We could.." he temps me.

I look over to him and smile.

"Fuck it".

"Should we get the guys to skip with us"? He asks me.

"They'd probably be mad if we didn't.."

He jumps up, laying down on my bed with me.

"Or.. we could just hangout all day, alone..". He winks at me.

"You're right, I'll text them".

"Dammit." He sighs in defeat.

I giggle at him, patting his back as he pouts and picking up my phone.

Me: Me and Kenny are skipping

Cartman: done and done I'll be there

Kyle: we're all skipping? Why?

Cartman: cuz we're not totally lame, like you

Kyle: I am not lame.

Cartman: prove it.

Kyle: fine. I'll be over soon

Stan: hell yeah fuck school

Me: my house asap!!

I laugh at the messages. Setting my phone back down, turning to look at Kenny, who's already looking at me.

"Are we telling them about this?" I motion to the obvious sleepover remnants.

"Yes, they're gonna be so pissed". He laughs.

I roll my eyes, not ready for that shit show.
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I hear the doorbell, and slowly stand up.

"You, okay?" Kenny asks me.

"Yeah, just— kinda nauseous".

"You should sit down"-

"I'm okay, Kenny". I smile at him.

He lets it go as we head down the stairs.

I open the door to see Kyle standing on the other side of it.

"Kyle!" I beam. Stepping outside to hug him.

He smiles and hugs me back for a moment, and I pull away. He's about to speak when Kenny catches his eye.

"Wow, you got here fast." Kyle says to the boy.

"I slept here." He tells Kyle, plain and matter of fact like.

Kyle widens his eyes for a moment before looking at me. I shrug and he lets it go.

We walk upstairs and the boys help me clean up my room a little, before the others get here. We sit on my bed and talk together waiting for Stan and Cartman.

They startle me as the door swings open.

"You could knock"-

"You fucker! You slept here?" Cartman points his finger and rage at Kenny, who puts his hands up defensively.

I look over to Kyle who hides his phone in his pockets, and looks away from me.

"It's not a big deal, Cartman". I tell him.

"We said we would do that together! The four of us". He fumes. "Kenny jumped ship.."

I hold my head in my hands, and his energy spikes. Effectively splitting my skull in two.

I look over at Kenny, who's scowling at Eric.

"Why are you so upset?" Stan asks.

"Because we had a deal, dumbass".

"What deal?" I ask looking up at all of them.

They look away from me.

"Okay, what the hell?" I raise my voice. "What's the deal with you guys?"

It's quite.

"Tell me!"

"We just— feel like it's not fair". Stan scowls at Cartman.

"Why?" I yell.

"Kenny's getting special treatment. Like you like him". Cartman crosses his arms.

The boys freeze, before standing up to somehow silence Cartman from speaking anymore. Afraid they've just exposed a secret, unknown to me.

"Of course I like Kenny! I like all of you!" I sit there, dumbfounded.

They think I care about Kenny more?

They direct their attention back to me. Equally stunned.

"What?" I gawk.

What the hell are they talking about?