message to sho's exes

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Noya:bro that is messed up

Tanaka:I'm sorry i didn't want to break her heart i fell out of love with her so my best option at the time was run

Sho:@all my exes 🎶One, I hate the fact that you made me love you🎶

Daishou:sho please we are sorry we were lousy boyfriends to you

Sho:🎶Your friends must suck if they think you're cool A sloppy drunk obsessed with his Juul🎶

Kags:we swore to never mention that

Sho:🖕🏻🎶Keep buying bottles with your daddy's money And I don't know how I fell for your shit🎶

Teru: petal you said we would never talk about that

Sho:🎶You gross me out, now I've got the ick And I've got a list of why you don't get to fuck me🎶

The exes: we're sorry

Noya regretting asking about sho's exes now he just wanted tea but this is not what he expected

Sho:🎶Ten, Kageyama you're selfish,
nine, Tsukishima you're jaded
Eight, Lev the dumbest guy I dated
Seven, Iwa talk a big game 'til you're naked
Terushima Only six seconds and I had to fake it
Five,Hoshimi  you're toxic,
four, Daishou can't trust you
Three, Komori  you still got mommy issues
Tanaka Two years of your bullshit I can't undo
One, I hate the fact that you made me love all of you🎶

She could see her bfs getting angry at

The exes:please sho give us another chance

Sho:🎶You made me love you You made me love you Ooh, ah How'd you make me love you? And I'll admit it Sometimes I miss when we were in it So I made a list, yeah Ten things I hate about you🎶

Atsumu:🎶Ten, you're selfish, nine, you're jaded Eight, the dumbest guy she dated🎶

Osamu:🎶Seven talk a big game 'til you're naked Only six seconds and I had to fake it🎶

Tori:🎶Five, you're toxic, four, can't trust you Three, you still got mommy issues🎶

Yaku:🎶Two years of your bullshit I can't undo🎶

The bfs:🎶One, I hate the fact that you made me love you

Sho:yeah no i am not giving you a second chance i moved on meet my new bfs kuroo,bokuto and Akaashi

The exes:we understand we sorry sho we messed up

The exes went offline

Kuroo:kitten lets go we have a date

Akaashi:come on blossom we got reservations at that restaurant you wanted

Bokuto:best seats near the fish

Sho:AAAHH BEST BFS EVER

Atsumu:home at a sensible time missy

The miya siblings:^

Sho:omg fine sayonara Onii chan bye everyone

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Noya:i regert asking about her exes

Asahi:its fine noya we all went

Noya:i didn’t know my bro was one of them he did that,that was really shitty enno are you okay

Enno:fine why (no I'm not but i will be)

Ennoshita went offline

Kita: everyone offline

Everyone went offline

Ennoshita and tanaka broke up and Futakuchi was there to help his future captain they got close during a future captains hang out they got wasted and Futakuchi and Ennoshita started to make out they ended up confessing the next day they remembered what happened and they were slightly embarrassed but they were happyso in the end Ennoshita got his happy ending

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