Main St
Middletown, Connecticut
Cowboy: *red shirt, black jeans, black cowboy boots, and black cowboy hat* I will do my drip dance! *dances like an idiot* Drip, drip, drip!
People: *looking at him like he is a total weirdo* Who's he trying to impress? What a foolish cowboy!
Cowboy: *still dancing like an idiot* Drip, drip, drip!
Iris: *whacks the cowboy with a cartoon mallet* There! *speaks in Officer Barbrady's voice* Alright, people! Move along! There's nothing to see here!
People: *disperses and goes on about their business as usual*
Cowboy: *out cold with cartoon stars floating above him, and his tongue sticking out*
Iris: *uses her magic wand to turn the cowboy into scrambled eggs*
Cowboy: *gets turned into scrambled eggs*
Iris: *eats the eggs* If only I had some bacon!
Man: *walks by, and gives Iris some bacon*
Iris: Thank you! *eats the bacon along with her eggs*
This story was written on Tuesday, February 14th, 2023. (Valentine's Day)
A/N What a weirdo cowboy! Jeez! His drip dance stunk! 😅😅😅😅😅 The yolks on him though! 😉 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks, and Happy Valentine's Day!! ❤❤❤❤❤❤😘😘😘😘😘😘
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