maknaez ft. haely

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by Haewon_Lalabs03

by Haewon_Lalabs03

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Haewon: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Lily: ...I did. I broke it.

Haewon: No. No you didn't. Kyujin?

Kyujin: Don't look at me. Look at Jiwoo.

Jiwoo: What?! I didn't break it.

Kyujin: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Jiwoo: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Kyujin: Suspicious.

Jiwoo: No, it's not!

Haerin: If it matters, probably not, but Hyein was the last one to use it.

Hyein: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Haerin: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Hyein: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Haerin!

Lily: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Haewon.

Haewon: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

Haerin: Haewon... Kyujin's been awfully quiet.

Kyujin: rEALLY?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

Haewon, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Haewon: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Haewon:

Haewon: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.