TXT & ARI INCORRECT QUOTES.
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SOOBIN: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
ARIELLA: I'm a knife.
BEOMGYU, from across the room: She's the little spoon.
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YEONJUN: How is the most beautiful person in the world?
SOOBIN: *blushing* I-
ARIELLA, butting into the conversation: BEOMGYU is perfect, thanks for asking.
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HUENING KAI: Hey, SOOBIN. Why did the chicken cross the road?
SOOBIN: To get to the other side?
HUENING KAI: You were supposed to say "I dunno, why?"
SOOBIN: Uh... fine. I don't know. Why did it cross the road?
HUENING KAI: To get to the idiot's house.
SOOBIN: ...Ok?
ARIELLA: Hey, SOOBIN. Knock knock.
SOOBIN: No.
ARIELLA: You were supposed to say "who's there?"
SOOBIN: Fine... let's get this over with. Who's there?
ARIELLA: The chicken.
SOOBIN:
ARIELLA:
HUENING KAI:
SOOBIN: Listen here you little shits-
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ARIELLA: The best person I know is myself.
THE WHOLE OF TXT: *crying in a corner*
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YEONJUN: The floor is lava!
BEOMGYU: *helps ARIELLA onto the counter*
ARIELLA: *kicks HUENING KAI off the sofa*
SOOBIN: *lays on the floor*
TAEHYUN: ...Are you okay?
SOOBIN: No.
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BEOMGYU: Question, how difficult would it be to bowl in a bee suit?
TAEHYUN: Not that hard, I don't think, as long as you can move.
ARIELLA: I'd assume as hard as it is to bowl in a maid outfit.
ARIELLA: Wouldn't be any harder, but you'd get some WEIRD looks.
TAEHYUN: Are. Are you speaking from experience.
ARIELLA: No!
ARIELLA:
ARIELLA: ....Maybe.
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HUENING KAI: Shut up, you're messing with my train of thought!
HUENING ARIELLA: I thought you didn't have a brain and now you say you have thoughts?
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ARIELLA: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
TAEHYUN: No, that's not how you make cookies.
HUENING KAI: FLOOR IT!!
ARIELLA: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!?
SOOBIN: YOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-
ARIELLA: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!
BEOMGYU: DO IT!
YEONJUN: NO-
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TAEHYUN, watching ARIELLA do something stupid: BEOMGYU, you're officially only the second highest risk here.
BEOMGYU: Hell yeah! I'm gonna-
TAEHYUN: Don't finish that sentence, you'll move back up.
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ARIELLA, texting: Answer your phone
YEONJUN, texting back: Wait a minute, I can't find my phone
ARIELLA: Understood
ARIELLA, 5 minutes later: You're a terrible person. You know you're killing me. You're killing me, YEONJUN.
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SOUR GRAPES | le sserafim added member
Fanfiction[𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗽𝗲𝘀] IN WHICH LE SSERAFIM debuts as 6 and stays as 6. IN WHICH LE SSERAFIM debuts with another IZ*ONE member. IN WHICH there is another huening sibling.
