Jennie :

Rosie: OH.

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Rosie: I can't take this anymore, someone needs to take me out!

Jennie : In a dating type of way, or an assassination type of way?

Rosie: I don't know, surprise me!

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Jennie : Are you trying to seduce me?

Rosie: Why, are you seducible?

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Jennie : Rosie is playing hard to get.

Jennie : Little do they know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

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Jennie : Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?

Rosie: Roses, why?

Jennie :

Rosie: Were you going to get me flowers?

Jennie :

Rosie:

Jennie : ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ

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Jennie , sweating: Rosie, there’s something I need to ask you-

Rosie: Finally! You’re proposing!

Jennie : How’d you know?

Rosie: Jennie , you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.

Rosie: I even picked it up once.

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Rosie: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.
Jennie : Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.

Rosie: ...

Rosie: You mean ring bearER, right?

Jennie : ...

Rosie: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

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Jennie : I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight.

Rosie: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?

Jennie , already taking off their clothes: God, Rosie, you’re so fucking stupid.

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Jennie : Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?

Rosie: ...Have you never taken a shower before?

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Jennie : So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?

Rosie: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?

Jennie : Yes.

Rosie: I'd sleep.

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Jennie: You're giving me a sticker?

Rosie: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying “me- wow!”

Jennie: I'm not a preschooler.

Rosie: Fine, I'll take it back

Jennie: I earned this, back off!

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Rosie pointing: May I sit there?

Jennie: That's my lap

Rosie: That doesn't answer my question, Jennie.






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Idk if this is the last bunch of incorrects since I can't find any chaennie-ish quotes anymore but we'll see.

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