sorry this was a totally random title slay
it doesn't even go with the theme of this chapter but anywaysssss
so like I said I'm adding rants to this book and heere's my first one
HEATHERS
WHY IT DESERVES TO BE ON BROADWAY no I'm just kidding I could talk about this for WEEKS
It is heathers tho
ONE slight digression I WAS AT MY REALLY GOOD FRIEND'S HOUSE YESTERDAY AFTERNOON ( in Australia it's Thursday already) and we played cards against humanity with her little sister and brother but it was like the family version ANYWAY my friend got the card:
WHAT REALLY KILLED THE DINOSAURS
AND SO, AS IS MY DUTY AS A BROADWAY GEEK, I STARTING SINGING OUR LOVE IS GOD
AND HER LITTLE SISTER JOINED IN EVEN THO SHE HAD NO IDEA WHAT I WAS SINGING AND MY FRIEND WAS JUST LAUGHING HER HEAD OFF
AH I FUCKING LOVE HEATHERS BUT LITERALLY NO ONE I KNOW IRL KNOWS IT 😭😭
and my dad accidentally ran over a pigeon yesterday morning on the way to school 😥😥😥😭😭 I felt sick like allll morning and I said to my older sister at school ' I'm so traumatised everytime I think a bout something else something reminds me of it' and she goes ' well all you do is listen to emo musicals so.....'
AHH THIS IS WHAT I'VE COME TO
BROADWAY AND MUSICALS LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME
I'm fucking INCREDIBLE
right so back to the actual rant
Every. Single. Person. Who. Watches. Heathers. The. Musical. Blames. JD. For. Being. A. Psycho.
But (in my opinion please respect that and anyone else's too)
THE REASON HE CONTINUED ON HIS lil ✨killing spree✨ was because 'ronica sang 'our love is god' back to him and he felt validated. No need to touch on the fact she was scared shitless and didn't know if he would kill her too 😜.
Yeah and Veronica was pretty bitchy once and even a little bit after the heathers plus she felt she needed 'someone strong who could protect me' and so she put all this dependence onto JD and the poor EXTREMELY FINE guy, he just wanted some emotional support WHICH HE NEVER FUCKING GOT #getJDaTHERAPIST not just your slushies bb ok? but bc Veronica needed that also, their two messed up kids together was not a good idea as we all know Veronica is a drunken bastard OOPS I MEANT horny bastard OOOPP I meant she needs a 🤗 hug- just to clarify 😅
so here's a fucked up dude and a fucked up girl WHADDA YA DO? not PUT THEM TOGETHER. RESULT? an almost adult, who mind you has been forced to act like one since he watched his mother commit suicide, is thrust LOL into this world where he's so TOXICLY in love with this girl HE BARELY KNOWS he feels the need to stop anything bad happening to her. While this is very very stark raving mad of him VERONICA DOESNT DO THAT FOR HIM
And his dad acts like A FUCKING PERVERT istg big bud wtf so do you really blame JD for wanting one thing in his life to be perfect ( NO THAT DOES NOT MEAN GO KILL PEOPLE) to have one thing that doesn't leave him or stand by as he suffers?
ooooooooooooooooo now that got ya thinking
okay I will leave you with that
For my next rant
I will be discussing (with myself of course) Kurt and ram my favourite ❤️
