Kunikidazai Oneshots

An Encounter With Some Kids

(A/N: I'm back! Credit for this idea goes to LiaSanzu and basically what happens here is Dazai and Kunikida go on a walk and run into some kids, some of which end up teasing them. Honestly, this could probably be looked at as crack. Without further ado, enjoy!)

Kunikida was having one of those days where work was stressing him out more than usual. Part of him wanted to take a break, but the other part of him felt like he couldn't in good conscience stop before he was finished with his work.

As always, Dazai noticed. And he decided something needed to be done. He couldn't just let his beloved Kunikida suffer like this. He marched up to Kunikida's desk.

Kunikida looked up.

Dazai held his gaze. "Kunikida, you need a break."

"I'm fine," Kunikida protested.

"No, you're not. You look more stressed than usual."

"...I am."

"Exactly! So that's why you should take a break."

"That actually doesn't sound too bad."

Dazai gasped dramatically. "Who are you and what have you done with Kunikida-kun?"

Kunikida laughed a little. "It's me, Dazai."

"No way."

"Yes way."

"The world is ending!"

"Just because I said something shocking?"

"Precisely."

Kunikida smiled and shook his head.

Dazai smiled back and pulled Kunikida out of his chair. "Now come on!"

"Might I ask where we're going?" Kunikida asked.

"I don't know, just out of here."

"Alright then."

The two of them left the agency and continued to walk together.

They ended up at a park and found a bench to sit on together.

"This is nice and relaxing," Dazai commented.

"It is," Kunikida agreed, relaxing.

Dazai leaned on Kunikida's shoulder.

Kunikida looked at Dazai and smiled.

Dazai smiled back.

A random kid ran by. "Get a room, you two."

"Oh no...a mini slug..." Dazai groaned.

"Why do so many people sound like Chuuya in situations like these?" Kunikida wondered.

"You tall mackerel!" another kid called out.

"...I think Chuuya's been brainwashing kids," Dazai announced.

"I wouldn't be surprised. Both of those things the kids said sounds like something Chuuya would say," Kunikida agreed.

"Exactly!"

"Or maybe he didn't do that. Who knows?"

"He probably did."

"Yeah, I guess I could see that."

"He'd definitely be petty enough to assemble an army of kids to make fun of us."

"True."

Another kid walked by and told Dazai and Kunikida to get a room.