thirty two, oh for fuck's sake

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Bitch
It has everything to do with it

Asshat
Why were you with Jake

Bitch
Fuck
Basically he wouldn't stop texting me because he wanted to talk and he wouldn't leave me until we did so I decided to meet him
I don't know when the photo of us was fucking taken there was no one there
Now everyone thinks we are dating again and looking back at it now I probably should've just blocked him

Fish fillet
It's good you got to that conclusion yourself

Bitch
He hasn't texted me since then so that's one good thing at least

Asshat
Have you told Matt?

Bitch
I was gonna just tell him later when we pick them up for universal because this doesn't sound like something we should talk about on text
And I don't really want to call him this early I'm not sure if he's even awake

Asshat
I think you'll be fine because you look furious in that photo

Bitch
Yeah like I'll just talk to him and explain that I was trying to get him out of my life forever so he can stop bothering us and then we can have a fun day at universal then we can all go to the iheartradio concert

Fish fillet
This is probably the only thing that'll cause you issues for a while until your commitment issues kick up

Bitch
I DO NOT HAVE COMMITMENT ISSUES
And yeah
What's the worse that could happen?



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r/felicitychen
posted by anonymous

GUYS

SOMEONE LEAKED FELICITY'S UNRELEASED SONGS ON YOUTUBE

I PUT A LINK HERE TO THE PLAYLIST

Here are the song names:
Meet me in the pale moonlight
Playing Dangerously
TV in Black and White
Yes to Heaven
Because of You

username
I listened through and the five songs are reminiscent of Jake and Felicity's relationship, there's no way this isn't about Jake they feel too recent
username
I agree because btd and nfr have a very different style and these songs defo feel like they'd fit on ultraviolence more than the other albums

username
We shouldn't listen to these songs clearly she didn't release them for a reason and it feels like an invasion of privacy

username
I think she leaked these herself to tell us her and Jake are together because the timeline is too coincidental if it isn't
username
Exactly, like first the tweets with Colette, then the photo of her with Jake on teaspilled, now the song leak which are very clearly about Jake?

username
Can we gatekeep these I don't want any fake Felicity fans to find them
username
Yeah we should keep these on the down low and let Felicity and Jake reveal their relationship themselves



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teaspilled sorry for the clickbait, this is an old photo of Felicity and Jake. To make you feel better, we've got some news about the couple that might bring us more photos like this once again

Following the events of Jake and Felicity's secret rendezvous, we got a dm about Felicity's songs leaking.

The singer has written five unreleased songs that fans have reported to sound like the Ultraviolence album style, meaning they aren't about her two previous exes. Moreover, these songs have been analysed and the lyrics fit into the Jake and Felicity timeline.

Felicity, for both your relationship confirmation and your songs, just release them!

Comments...
user Felijake shippers we rise
user Jakity is the ship name...
user these both sound disgusting
user that's because the ship name is Chevans

user I can't even enjoy these songs because I'm so heartbroken
user i really thought she'd be with Matt

user okay I wasn't convinced about Jake and Felicity getting back together until I heard these songs there's just no way it isn't about him as much as I hate to admit

user you might want to see this @honeymoon
honeymoon oh for fuck's sake



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Any ship name with Felicity's name sounds ratchet like Felijake? Jakity? Felicimatt? Maticity? I don't know help me out

Okay I did some thinking and Felicity and Jake would be Chevans like Chen and Evans, but what the fuck would be Felicity and Matt's ship name? Sturniochen? Cheniolo? I think I'm just not giving them a ship name this is horrendous

Also no offence to anyone named Felicity in case you're reading this, I love your name but these ship names are killing me

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