chapter four, do not sniff her hair。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆
The Holy Trinity
Bitch : Felicity
Asshat : Juliette
Fish fillet : FinnAsshat
Matt being in love with Felicity Chen for 22 minutes and 18 seconds
WhatBitch
Who is this
How did you even find thisFish fillet
Long story short but their fans make edits of their funniest moments on tik tok and I fell into a bit of a rabbit holeANYWHO
Matt, the guy in the driver seat
He's a huge fan of your music and he wouldn't stop talking about you
Fifteen minutes into the video he started talking about how excited he was for UltraviolenceBitch
Wait I'm not at that part yet hold onAsshat
You're watching the video right now?Bitch
I have it playing in the background don't worry I can still talkAsshat
But Finn just said he was talking about your music isn't that enoughBitch
I want to hear about what specifically like which song he likes or his favourite albumAsshat
Is that important
You fucking narcissistBitch
Shut the fuck up
I wanna hear what the cute boy said about meAsshat
Okay he is pretty cuteFish fillet
🤨Asshat
FOR FELICITY
you're the only man I love FinnFish fillet
Love you tooBitch
Gross
Anyways
He's cute AND he's actually fan of my music?
I've had so many guys talk about me just for attention from my fans but Matt seems genuineFish fillet
Did you get to the part where he talks about he was gonna buy tickets for your show but missed the chance because of a lacrosse gameBitch
I'm not there yet HOLD ON
I'm at the part where his brother told him to shut up because he was talking about me too muchAsshat
Cece
You should invite him to your release partyBitch
Are you sure he'll go?Fish fillet
Dumbass
You just watched him talk about you for a whole video and you're asking stupid questions like whether or not he'll go?
His brother is literally a fan of yours too why the fuck would they not go
INVITE THEMBitch
Okay I will
But I'll ask my manager because I don't want to spook themFish fillet
And if this doesn't work out, album number four is gonna be a masterpieceAsshat
I will break up with you if you keep this upBitch
Don't worry Finn
You can channel that energy into your next movie。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆
new notification!
This is Felicity Chen's manager and we would like to invite you three to the Ultraviolence album release party! It will be held in LA at the...
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Everybody hates Chris
Nicky Minaj : Nick
Mega_Met44 : Matt
Adopted : ChrisNicky Minaj
Guys
Like
You will not believe what just happened
You'll actually never believe itMega_Met44
Oh my god Nick get to the point
I can almost assure you
It's not that good
You're probably hyping up the dumbest thing ever like when you told us you got another Spotify playlist likeNicky Minaj
Okay fine
Guess I won't tell you about how Felicity Chen's manager just texted the group account telling us we're invited to her album release party
That's what you get for not posting but whateverAdopted
I just woke up
What the fuck is that soundNicky Minaj
Matt screaming about FelicityAdopted
Fucks sake can he do that while I'm not sleepingNicky Minaj
So are we goingAdopted
Eh
I'm not botheredNicky Minaj
Oh the screaming stoppedMega_Met44
Christopher Owen Sturniolo I will rip your eyeballs out if you make me miss my only chance to meet Felicity I will haunt you for the rest of your life and we will never EVER speak againAdopted
Chill dude, I was just joking
Your Mattitude is showing
There's no way I'll let you miss this chance
You haven't talked about another girl since
Panera girlNicky Minaj
Right?
You made us eat at panera every day just to see her we are not letting you miss this chance
I'm fucking sick of eating there
Just don't do something weird like sniff her hairAdopted
Oh my god change your wallpaper tooNicky Minaj
And do not wear her merch there
Oh god
Is it too late to decline。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆
I doubt the Sturniolos, especially matt, would ever freak out and obsess like this but it's fun to imagine
YOU ARE READING
because of you - matt sturniolo
Fanfiction"Fighting the fantasy, hooked on the scenes, but you brought me to my knees, and it's all because of you" (Or the one where Matt Sturniolo listens to Lana Del Rey) 。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆ matt sturniolo x fem!oc social media au