because of you - matt sturniolo

nine, maybe they're just gatekeeping

chapter nine, maybe they're just gatekeeping

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Everybody hates Chris
Nicky Minaj : Nick
Mega_Met44 : Matt
Adopted : Chris

Mega_Met44
GUYS
STOP BORROWING LAPTOPS

Nicky Minaj
What
I just got Alahna's

Mega_Met44
WE DON'T NEED TO QUEUE FOR FELICITY
TICKETS ANYMORE
I JUST GOT US BACKSTAGE PASSES

Nicky Minaj
HUH

Adopted
Thank God I waited before getting Nathan's

Mega_Met44
I was talking to Felicity and she said she'll get us backstage passes to the concert in Boston

It's weird though
She said there's a concert just for fans in Boston who signed up on her website and I've heard nothing about it
Not even on Twitter

Adopted
Maybe they're just gatekeeping

Nicky Minaj
That makes sense
But what do we do with all these laptops
You told us to get more because you were afraid six wasn't enough

Mega_Met44
The New York concert was important to me okay
Needed to improve my chances of seeing her because fuck Ticketmaster
You know what
Felicity said Juliette and Finn were going to be there but since you want to act this way

Adopted
HUH
JULIETTE AND FINN LIKE
JULIETTE MARSDEN AND FINN TURNER?

Mega_Met44
Forget it

Adopted
PLEASE I NEED TO ASK THEM ABOUT WEDNESDAY
KICK NICK OUT NOT ME

Mega_Met44
Can't uninvite him unfortunately
Felicity really wants Nick to meet Finn

Nicky Minaj
WHAT

Mega_Met44
Can you two please return the laptops so we can
film Friday's video?

Adopted
Fine.

Nicky Minaj
Just so you know
I'm doing this for Felicity, Juliette and Finn
Not you

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iMessage!

Felicity
Lana
The best manager in the whole wide world
I have a huge favour to ask you
A huge huge huge one
Please remember that you love me

Lana
Felicity...

Felicity
Could you please set up a fans-only concert in Boston by sending out presale codes to random
people signed up on my merch site

Lana
Of course
For when

Felicity
Two days after the New York concert
And I'll need three backstage passes...

Lana
FELICITY
TWO DAYS AFTER THE NEW YORK

Felicity
I KNOW IT'S RUSHED BUT PLEASE

Lana
Just answer this one question
Is this because of that Matt guy

Felicity
No

Yes...
Who told you
Juliette or Finn

Lana
My source would like to remain anonymous
If you were anyone else I'd kill you for making such an impulsive decision
But on the bright side, a surprise concert would stir up a lot of publicity
Alright you're lucky you're talented

Felicity
I'm lucky I have such an amazing manager

Lana
Stop trying to flatter me and get back to rehearsing

Felicity
Could you also tell my parents about the change of plans...

Lana
GO REHEARSE

Felicity
🫡

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Lana
Felicity
What do I say if they ask why Boston

Felicity
Say nothing

Well if they really pressure you
Just say I love lobster

Lana
???

Felicity
🦞😋❤️

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I've been to Massachusetts once, I remember nothing except going to Harvard and eating lobster