Thomas: hello sweetheart 💜
Newt: wadya want Tommy
Thomas: am I not allowed to say hi to my beautiful boyfriend?
Newt: you could just come in to the bathroom you've already seen me without clothes on
Thomas: I'd hate to interrupt your bAtHiNg tho
Newt: you already are dumbass
Newt: 🛁🛁🛁🛁🛁
Thomas: I wanna make pancakes 🥞
Newt: then make pancakes 🥞
Thomas: but if I make pancakes 🥞 I'll burn the entire apartment complex
Newt: then don't make pancakes 🥞
Thomas:...can you make pancakes 🥞 ?
Newt: I'm taking a bath hello?
Thomas: the water can heat up more?
Newt: I prefer my baths lukewarm to warm to mildly hot
Thomas: you suck
Newt: no it's your turn I sucked yesterday
Thomas: you horny ass puppy 🐶
Newt: bit rich coming from you don't ya think 💅
Thomas: touché
Newt: speaking French doesn't make you any more attractive
Thomas: SHUT UUUUUUP
Thomas: are you a light switch btw?
Newt: I turn you on don't I?
Thomas: 🤬🤬🤬🤬
Newt: okay🙃
Thomas: FUCK OOOOFF
Newt: the only thing I can fuck is you darling 😉
Thomas: I STG I WILL COME UP THERE
Newt: and do what? Drown me?
Thomas: ...yes?
Newt: well then come at me baby I'm not going anywhere 😏
Thomas: wtf is that emoji
Thomas: is that a challenge?
Newt: chicken 🐓 ?
Thomas: alright that's it I'm coming up
Thomas: get ready to drown
Newt: I'm waiting😘
Newt: and don't forget to leave your clothes at the door ✋
Newt: wouldn't want them getting wet
Thomas: you got it darling 💚
I think...I'm too young for this but ya know what? Who tf cares I'm already scarred
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Newtmas Oneshots ^~^
Short Story"You feel that? You need a lot more flour. There's some in your hair, use that." "There's flour in my hair?" "I just said that didn't I? What did ya do, stick your head in the bloody bowl?" "You are insufferable. Get out of my kitchen." "We live to...
