Sdr2 chatfic (very gay)

preparing for the FIELD TRIPP

time for useless information bitches 💃

I just realized that the other classes need class reps so now Kyoko is the rep of class 78 (definitely not cause her father manipulated the votes or else Taka would've been🤩) and Kaede for class 79 so there we go let's begin

777 ™️

Animal Abuser: SO FUCKING GLAD TODAY WAS THE LAST EXAM

Star Butterfly: it was really good that they ended it with english, so that we would finish with the easiest subject!

Meat: speak for you're self 💀

Octagon: JESUS CHRIST AKANE NO

h o p e: oh no there he goes

Octagon: THERE'S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOUR AND YOU'RE FFS

Sharkboy: hajime why do you always do this

Boss baby: Stfu you're the same with there their and they're

Meat:

Meat: there's a difference between those too?

Sharkboy: OML

Enid Lovegood: guys chill plz let's not get stressed after hell is over

Lesbian: Ibuki i'm pretty sure you're only chill because you ate weed

Enid Lovegood: WJAT HOW DO YOU MNWKW

Napstablook: you're friends with hiro-

Twitch Streamer: guys stop talking about this shit

Twitch Streamer: i have an important announcement

Star Butterfly: EVERYONE SHUT UP RIGHT NOW I ORDER YOU

Everyone: *mutual silence*

Twitch Streamer: Anyways the principal held a meeting today with the three class reps and basically we're gonna have a field trip next week. we're going to an island called Jabberwock

Sharkboy: FUCK YES

Napstablook: f u c k  n o

Lesbian: What why?

Napstablook: I mean i like the people from the other classes but depending on how long we're staying there-

Twitch Streamer: a month lol

Napstablook: brb gonna kms

Enid Lovegood: mIKAN NO-

h o p e: this'll be amazing! a great chance to hang out with the other Ultimate of the school! How wonderful!

Animal Abuser: shut up.

Twitch Streamer: anyways we still gotta confirm who's staying with who since we're going to be paired into rooms and stuff

Napstablook: i firmly apologize to whoever will share with me cause i'll literally live in our room and never leave

Octagon: Chisa will kick your  a s s

Local Mental Facility

Sherlock: guys my dad's throwing some bullshit field trip onto the three classes lol

Swimmy Neutron: FUCK YES

Bipolar: f u c k n o

Macaroni: oh no i gotta hide from nagito

MARINA: didn't he put a chip on your ahoge tho?

Macaroni:

Macaroni: that's why it glows in the dark??

l e g s: God, i hate the other classes.

Croissant: team up with fuyuhiko then bitch

Croissant: y'all can hate everything together ✨✨

norunning: Please don't encourage his hatred.

Swimmy neutron: how long is the trip

Sherlock: like a fucking month

murkrow: ffs why who the hell came up with that?

Sherlock: m y  d a d

Yumeko: no offense but i hate him

MARINA: we all do-

Sherlock:

Sherlock: same

PunkRock: wait are we gonna share rooms or smth cause there's no way there'll be 48 separate rooms

Cheerios: Not to mention the staff..

Sherlock: we'll be in pairs i think but it's not decided yet so i'll only have the info tomorrow

norunning: GUYS! IT JUST TURNED INTO 10 PM. YOU SHOULD ALL SLEEP.

Bipolar: what's with the caps lock?

norunning: SLEEP.

[time skip to the next morning]

fear us jin kirigiri.

kyoko: guys the pairs for the field trip have been decided

himiko: i'm scared.

kyoko: for class 78 (with some warnings for safety):
Leon and Hiro (don't smoke weed pls)
Aoi and Sakura
Chihiro and Hifumi
Kiyotaka and Mondo
Byakuya and Toko (NO PEPPER FOR THE LOVE OF ATUA)
Kyoko and Celeste
Mukuro and Sayaka
Makoto and Junko 💀

Toko: MAKOTO PLEASE SWITCH WITH ME????

Makoto: YES

Makoto: wait you'd actually rather be with junko than byakuya

Toko: yes ✨

Hifumi: yes! i have someone to play mario kart with!

Chihiro: :D

Chiaki: For class 77:
Fuyuhiko and Peko
Akane and Nekomaru (who somehow still has his phone broken)
Hiyoko and Mahiru
Sonia and Chiaki
Gundham and Kazuichi (don't kill each other 💀)
Hajime and Nagito (DON'T KILL EACH OTHER)
Mikan and Ibuki

Gundham: No way in all the circles of hell..

Kazuichi: OHGODOHFUCKOHSHIT

Ibuki: hey that's my line D:<

Hajime: nagito i beg of you

Hajime: please don't make hope speeches

Nagito: no promises

Kaede: for class 79: (except someone threatened the headmaster so we have two trios now-)
Shuichi and Kaito
Kirumi and Ryoma
Rantaro and Korekiyo
Kokichi and Maki 💀💀💀💀
Himiko, Tenko and Angie
Gonta and Keebo
Miu, Kaede and Tsumugi

Maki has went offline

Tenko: oh hey! another threat for the headmaster

Celeste: he deserves it

Celeste: who in their right mind would put byakuya and toko together?

Rantaro: KOKICHI AND MAKI LMAO

Sayaka: hopefully this will be fixed by tomorrow-