Random Stories[BTS]

Introduction

Author: Hey everyone welcome to my book of random stories of BTS I hope you enjoy your visit and again I repeat read-only if you dare and also-

Jungkook: HEY AUTHOR-NIM LOOK WHAT I FOUND UNDER THE SOFA.*Jungkook said coming inside my room more like barged inside my room.

Author: Jungkook how many times do I have to tell you NOT TO BARGE INSIDE MY ROOM I SPECIFICALLY SAID NOT TO BARGE IN, HAVEN'T YOU HEARD OF KNOCK-

Suga: SHUT UP I'M TRYING TO SLEEP.*Jungkook and I looked down and saw Suga under my bed.

Author: What the fuck are you doing IN MY ROOM.

Suga: I was here since yesterday and I was too lazy to go to my room.

Jin: WHO CURSED IN FRONT OF KOOKIE?

Author: UGHHH CAN YOU ALL JUST GET OUT?

Jimin: Hey author-nim I'm bored wanna maybe go out.*Seductive voice while tucking his hair behind his ear.

Author: NO AND YOU SOUND LIKE A DOLPHIN NO OFFENCE JUST GET OUT I'M WORKING.

*(Thud, bang, crash)

All of them: What was that?

V: IT WAS NAMJOON.*Peeping out of the broken hole in my bedroom wall that was made by RM just now.

Author: MY WALL.

RM: Shucks I'm sorry I'll fix it .*Gets a broken piece and tries to fix it like a puzzle ends up breaking down the whole wall.

Suga: WHO DARES TO DISTURB MY SLEEP?

Jin: Who's that?

Suga: Your mom.

Jin: My who-

Author: It's just Suga under my bed just all of you get out.

JK: But Author-nim you didn't see what I brought you.

Author: What is it?*Trusfrated.

Jungkook: Your lost sock.*Holding it up like Simba from Lion King.

Author: Why do you have my sock?*Snatches it from Jungkook's hand.

Jungkook: Heyyyy.

Author: All of you just GET THE FUCK OUT.

J-hope: Euwww dirty dirty wordsue.Bad words you shouldn't listen to them Jungkook.*Closes his ears.

Jungkook:I'm legal hyung.

Jin: Good hobi, I'm going to go bake a cake now baiiiii.

Rest of BTS: BYEEE.

Author: You guys also GET OUTTTT!!!!

Jimin: Sheesh okay okay I'll just go out with Kookie.

Jungkook: Euww no I'm going out with my banana milk.*Walks out of my room sassily.

Tae: There's always next time.*Pat's Jimin's back and walks out with Rapmon.

Author: Jimin HE'S JUST NOT INTO YOU STOP TRYING SO HARD.

Jimin: Nahhh he loves me he's just playing hard to get.*Walks out of my room with a smirk.

Author: Hope can you please take this grandpa out of my room?

J-Hope: Sure.*Smiles and drags Suga out of my room like a mop.

Author: FINAL-

Jimin: Are you sure he's not into me?

Author: UGHHHHHHHHHH.