jake from statefarm x steveharvey

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"i need better insurance after the studio got exploded by the elves from christmas chronicles after they got too much elf bane," steve harvey said, staring at his demolished studio that was also on fiyah

suddenly another guy spawned. 

"steve, you don't need to say that no more," jake from statefarm. "cuz like a good neighbor-"

"i will be ur daddy."

"OH HELL NAH-"

and jake ran away after steve gave him a spanky panky and ya yeeted him to china. 



the end. :D

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