Mirabel: Do you know how crazy long those stairs those stairs were?
Bruno: Yes. Because I've been climbing them since I was five-
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Luisa: My only talent is being stress.
Isabela : Don't you mean stressed?
Luisa: No.
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Pepa: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
Pepa: *aggressively throws water bottles*
Julieta: Uh... is she okay?
Felix: She's trying to yell mental health and well-being into us.
Pepa: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Agustin: *crying* It's working.
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Camilo: So I can either do something dumb that could very well get me injured or I can listen to and not do the thing,
Camilo: Well there’s a clear right answer here.
Camilo: *proceeds to throw five packs of mentos into a barrel full of diet coke*
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Mirabel: Why am I the bad guy?
Abuela: I don't know, why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing.
Mirabel: PFFT-
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Bruno: Thanks for not telling Pepa what happened.
Julieta, dumbfounded: I wouldn’t even know where to begin trying to explain this.
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Dolores: So what’s the plan?
Luisa: I don’t know. You’re smart, *points at Isabela* they’re mean, come up with something.
Isabela: *offended in Cambodian* AM I REALLY-
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Agustin: My goal is not to be the best, but to inspire someone enough to one day surpass me.
Felix: YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT EVERY TIME YOU BEAT ME AT CONNECT FOUR!
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Camilo: I assume you realize this idiocy will not be tolerated in Casita.
Mirabel: Is there any idiocy you would be more comfortable with?
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Abuela: to Tonio's jaguar awww, you cute kitty! awww, look at you!
Mirabel: passes by, minding her own business
Abuela: What do you want-
•••end
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MADRIGALS ON CRACK | ENCANTO INCORRECT QUOTES
FanfictionNowadays ive been bopping to "we dont talk about bruno" and i would never pass the opportunity to make incorrect quotes for them, and now here we aRE-
