Abuela: *at a fancy party*
Some Butler: *holding a tray of glasses full of wine* Wine, madam?
Abuela: *grabs three of the glasses* Thank, dear. My life is too complicated right now.
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Pepa: I know when I snap my fingers, the whole town will duck.
Pepa: *proceeds to snap fingers*
The whole town: *turns into ducks*
Pepa: I DIDN'T MEAN THAT-
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Dolores: Sometimes I wish ears had a turn off button.
Dolores: I still wait for that day.. even though knowing that it'll never come.
Isabela: *hands Dolores a bottle of champagne* It's okay, my dear cousin-
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*Antonio, Camilo and Mirabel are watching a documentary*
Camilo: Did you know that in terms of breeding-
Mirabel: *covering Antonio's ears* no.
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Young Mirabel: Luisa, why is the world cut in a very strange shape?
Young Luisa: Ih... Isa, a little help here-
Young Isabela: Wow, Mira asked you the SAME question you asked me when you were a child- I GUESS IT RUNS THE FAMILY!
Young Luisa: Isa, please-
Young Isabela: Fine.
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Antonio: Tia, Tio, why were we given a gift?
Julieta: You should ask your Abuela, she knows why.
Anotnio: But I don't think her explanation really answered my question, when i asked her.
Bruno: *thinking* Dios mio, what's wrong with mama? Just simply answer Tonio's question with a good, accurate answer and you're done with it, not "answer" it with your depressing flashback.
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Young Abuela: *chugs a whole bottle of beer*
Pedro: ...weow-
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Camilo: Aight, you know this boy got his free arepa-
Camilo: *falls with his arepa first*
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Agustin: You knwo whem you enter a room and you don't know what happens-
*A serial killer appears and "UHMMM WHATCHU SAYYY" plays*
Agustin: OH RIGHT I was getting chased by a serial killer.
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Luisa: *holding a can of soda* All I wanna tell you is school aint that important.
Luisa: If you wanna be a dog, rrRUFF- y'know-
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A/N: I just realized tht these batch of quotes are just some of them being a sober just like me-
just kidding im too young for tht-
ALSO THANKUUU TO Lilly2244a and RosabelleNg, you guys are amazing, omg > <
Also uhm, A PROMOTION!!! If you guys have watched the recent DreamWorks film, The Bad Guys, I MADE. An incorrect quote book of it so PLEASE check it out it's on my uh profile ehe :>
ANYWAYS, thank you guys so much, I'm happ tthat i got my motivation back and i love you guys and stay safe girliessssssssss!!!♡♡♡♡♡
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