Julieta: Your sister, Isabela, is at that very special time in her life where she only has one thing on her mind.
Luisa: Girls?
Isabela: HOMICIDE!
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Camilo: *shapeshifts to Dolores, and currently on a date with Mariano* I value your existence as much as I value my arepas.
Mariano:
Mariano: Thank you??
Camilo: *after date* How's my flirting?
Dolores: Terrible. STOP PRETENDING TO BE ME ON OUR DATE-
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Felix: I have a problem.
Pepa: Kill it.
Felix:
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Bruno: I'M 5'3 AND I WILL FIGHT YOUR TALL ASS I DON'T GIVE A FUCK-
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Abuela: "I care." I say, not caringly, as I don't care.
Antonio: Mama...
Antonio: ..What the fuck-
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All the cousins to 1-year-old Tonio:
Camilo: Uhm... do tou want a beer?
Everyone: HE'S 1.!
Camilo: I DON'T KNOW, WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO WITH HIM!?
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Abuela: I would like to offer a toast.
Abuela: I cannot believe I have already suffered another twelve months of absolute fuckery with you all.
Abuela: Cheers!
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Dolores: Gate? We keep that.
Isabela: Gas? We light that.
Luisa: Girl? We boss that.
The trio: OOOHHHHHHHHH!!
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Tourist: What's that giant lit candle in Alma's room?
Agustin: Oh you mean her pet fire?
Some Villager:
Agustin: ...I'm just kidding
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Camilo: Christmas Eve?? What about Christmas Adam??
Mirabel: Happy Christmas Adam to all men's right activists.
Bruno: Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for "evening". Please don't turn activism into a joke. Thanks.
Camilo:
Mirabel:
Mirabel: Well someone isn't having a good Christmas Adam-
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A/N: I also forgot to mention...
I love the bonding thats going on in the comment sections about eating a flashlight and singing We Don't Talk About Bruno, im touched liek jajsjans-
AGAIN! Stay safe girliess!! Praying for Ukraine too!!
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FanfictionNowadays ive been bopping to "we dont talk about bruno" and i would never pass the opportunity to make incorrect quotes for them, and now here we aRE-
