Camilo: Why is that I lose things as soon as I need them?
Antonio: Actually, it's not that you lose things when you need them. It's that you lose them before, and now you look for it when you need it.
Camilo: Oh yeah, thanks. That's great but whERE IS THE FIRST AID KIT?
Antonio: I- YOU COULD HAVE CALLED TIA JULIETA WHAT-
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Mirabel: I don't think the therapist is supposed to say "wow" many times on their first day of the session, but here we are-
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Pepa: Is this a good idea?
Julieta: I don't think so.
Bruno: Do you think it's good though?
Pepa: Da fAWK NOT-
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Abuela: I forgot something...
Agustin: What is it?
Abuela: ...I am very old, Agustin. How do you expect me to answer that-
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Bruno: Why is it hard for you to believe me??
Everyone:
Bruno: Oh yeah. The prOPHECIES-
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Agustin: *on the day of Mariano and Dolores' wedding, during the dinner party* Oh danm, we look so good tonight.
Felix: Y'know, if you had just said "I look good tonight", I would have said "So do you."
Agustin: Nah, bro. I wouldn't take that chance-
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Abuela: Listen. I cannot tell you what Mirabel is planning but we know two things.
Isabela: It's not safe?
Abuela: And it's not legal.
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Luisa: *in Disneyland* Okay, Camilo? Behave, okay?
Camilo: *breathes excitedly*
Dolores: ...put a leash around his neck.
Luisa: YOU TOO, DOLORES-
Luisa: *turns to Antonio* Tonio? Have fun, okay-
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Felix: "Party rockers in the house tonight~"
Pepa: It's "Party rock"
Felix:
Pepa:
Felix and Pepa: *starts smoochin'-*
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Julieta: *injecting something into her arepas*
Abuela: What are you putting in there?
Julieta: Al.
Julieta: Al?
Julieta: So I can get drunk and stop cooking for one goddamn day.
Abuela: You said you'd never drink though?
Julieta: Think again. I want my freedom and a day off from taking care of this idiot who keeps trying to lift the danm donkeys, thinking he's Luisa.
Luisa: Huh?
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A/N: I'M ALIVE I SWEAR-
OUR SCHOOL IS DONE WOHOOOO-
Im also graduating this month and that means im getting older and older. And i did not expect that id make it this far holy sh-
@Lilly2244a and @Demxn_TearsRBLX thank you for more of these incorrect quotes, I really needed them : >
Since I died for like a week ago, I have decided to post two more CHAPTERS after this one. And stay tuned for more announcements i have to make : )
Standby and swipe going downwards for more incorrect quotes hehe ^^
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