Mirabel: So my Abuela died yesterday and Tia Pepa reshared this post on Abuela's facebook.
Mirabel: *shows a post thats says "wear something slutty on my funeral or don't come" posted on Abuela's account*
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Bruno: "You wanna make love".....
Bruno:
Bruno: Do we need the inGREDIENTS-
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Isabela: Say the most fun thing you can think of.
Dolores: A clutter-free workspace.
Isabela: You're no fun-
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Some Villager: Do you jave Crayons?
Camilo: Yes I have-
Some Villager: You're- how old are yo-
Camilo: YES I'M ALMOST AN ADULT AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY!? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS, JEEZ-
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Agustin: *probably when they were kids* Depression. Isn't it a fancy word for feeling "bummed out"?
Julieta: *sees someone on the rooftop* AGUSTIN, YOU FUCKING BITCH-
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Pepa: I'm jealous.
Felix: Why?
Pepa: You're partner is hotter than mine. *walks away*
Felix: ...but we're married- PEPA GET BACK HERE-
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Bruno: I desire moisture.
Abuela: Please just say "I want water" like a normal person.
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Isabela: The best way to gain someone's undying loyalty is by saving them from a perilous situation.
Mirabel: So you're just gonna wait until Luisa is in danger and save her?
Isabela: Of course not, I'm going to create a situation that puts her in danger, and then save her.
Mirabel: ...you're insane.
Luisa: Isa, nO-
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Felix: Yesterday, I overheard Bruno saying "are you sure it's a good idea?" and Agustin replied "trust me". And I have NEVER moved from one rom to another so quickly in my life.
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Antonio: Why does Mama always do the laundry so loudly?
Camilo: So everyone knows that nobody helps her out in the house.
Pepa: *in the laundry room, slams the washing machine shut*
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A/N:
70 CHAPTERS OH MY GOHD LETS GO-
I'M STILL MAKING A SECOND CHAPTER JUST SCROLL DOWN GO GO-
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FanfictionNowadays ive been bopping to "we dont talk about bruno" and i would never pass the opportunity to make incorrect quotes for them, and now here we aRE-
