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keeho: *posts a super low quality image to the groupchat*
soul: if i had a dollar for every pixel in this image, i'd have 15 cents
keeho: if i had a dollar for every ounce of rage i felt after i read this text, i would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
theo: actually i did the math, soul would have $225, not $0.15 :)
soul: fam i'm right here...
jiung: if i had a dollar i would buy a can of soda :)
keeho: while you're there can you buy me an apple juice please?
jiung: sorry i only have one dollar
keeho: :(
theo: hey, i just realize my friend is right,  soul would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not every cent
jiung: if i had $22,500, i would buy a can of soda and apple juice
theo: you can buy anything you want with $22,500
intak: yea, and he wants soda and apply juice
theo: apply juice to what
jongseob: directly to the forehead
soul: great chat everyone