Aries: You got stuck with Orville, who is for some reason staring intently at a seahorse.
Taurus: You and Monty got kicked out... because he broke an entire starfish display in the gift shop... (They kicked you out JUST BECAUSE you were with him)
Gemini: You and Nightmare Foxy are discussing a giant goldfish because it looks like it has an ass.
Cancer: You and Funtime Freddy are stuck in line in the gift shop because a fucking bratty kid is throwing a fit over a huge octopus plushy.
Leo: You are trying to keep Toy Bonnie from licking the glass... (He totally has a fucking tongue now)
Virgo: You and Scraptrap keep knocking on the glass after reading signs that say "DO NOT TAP ON GLASS!"
Libra: You and Phantom Chica are taking pictures of LITERALLY EVERYTHING! She even took a picture of a bathroom sign because it had a fish on it.
Scorpio: You are listening to an intense explanation about every creature from Rockstar Foxy because, for some reason, he knows a lot about every fucking animal there.
Sagittarius: You and Puppet are in the hands-on section and keep poking a sea cucumber. (Those feel so fucking weird by the way)
Capricorn: You and Bonnie are in the shark tunnel and he's trying to piss the sharks off...
Aquarius: You and Glamrock Freddy work there and are giving a tour to a fucking group of school kids who are there for a field trip.
Pisces: Yendo is trying to drag you somewhere, but you are fixated on a jellyfish that looks like it's dancing.
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FNAF Zodiacs
RandomHELLO MY FAZBALLS! ... I will never say that again... Anyways... welcome to this shitty FNAF Zodiac book... It's going to be weird so don't take this seriously... Also, I'm gonna try not to be fucking biased... Anyways, any suggestions are welc...
