Him & I (Male reader x Camilo Madrigal)

Filler episode (again)

Looks like we've come across another filler chapter of incorrect quotes brought to you by my inconsistentnes.
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Y/n: Why are we laying on the ground in the parking lot?

Camilo: You got knocked out by a basketball so I laid down next to you so everyone would think we were just chilling.
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Camilo: I have noticed we have slowly started to phase the "b" out of our bromance.

Y/n *down on one knee with a ring*: I mean I guess.
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Y/n: Mark my words, we will win the game this Friday and destroy the raptors, or my name isn't Y/n Madrigal.

Pepa: *Spits out coffee*

Camilo: *Chokes on an arepa*

Abelua: *Falls right out of her seat*

Antonio: *Sits back in confusion cuz he thought Y/n's last name was Sandiago *

Y/n: What? What did I say?
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Y/n: Hypothetically, if I were to, I dunno, ask you out right now, what would you say?

Camilo: I'd say yes.

Y/n: Hypothetically, if I were to, I dunno, ask you to be my boyfriend, what would you say?

Camilo: I'd say yes.

Y/n: Hypothetically, if I were to, I dunno, kiss you right now, how would you react?

Camilo: I dunno Y/n, why don't you give it a try and see what happens?
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Camilo: What if you hit your alarm clock one morning and then it hits you back?

Y/n: That would be alarming.
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Camilo: I guess you can't trust anyone...not even the people you love.

Isabela: What happened?

Y/n: I accidentally ate the last arepa.
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Y/n: You stole something from me.

Camilo: Sorry, I'll return your skin products.

Y/n: Wait, what? I was trying to be cute and say you stole my heart.
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Camilo: Have you realized that we never stop tasting our tongues?

Y/n: Maybe I could taste yours for a change?
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Y/n: Guys, I have something to say...I'm bi-

Camilo: *hopeful gasp*

Y/n:-lingual. I can speak 2 languages.

Camilo:...nice. *sadly sips water*

Y/n: Oh, I also like boys.

Camilo: *Spits out water*
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*on a phone call*

Y/n: I'm breaking up.

Camilo: I'm pregnant.