day 67: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

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jupiter was on a rowing machine, rowing for England, Scotland and a tiny bit of Morbius. They were with Waluigi in a safe room, which had a CD player and some gym equipment (the safe room was also where Knuckles liked to sleep). Other than Waluigi cheering on jupiter, it was pretty boring, honestly. That being said, the moments leading up to that moment were much more interesting, so it would be best to instead show what led up to the moment.
'Ooh, I know what that is, that's called cross-cutting. Learned it in drama in school,' said jupitercl0uds.

It had been a peaceful Thursday. jupitercl0uds was back in school after 2 days off, and was giving a long-awaited apology to Scarecrow for being a bit harsh. Scarecrow was trying to tell them that he didn't care, but jupiter was almost crying.
'It's fine! I have a boyfriend anyway!' said bisexual legend Scarecrow.
'BuT I WAS SO RUDE TO YOU! cried jupitercl0uds.

Suddenly, Sonic and Tails bursted through the door.
'Right, so we were on Tails' plane, messing about-' said Sonic.
'But then we saw them approaching!' inturruped Tails. Sonic gave a short side eye to Tails, who didn't notice.
'Who?' asked Sticks.
'Jupiter_Clouds!' they said in unison.
'What?' screamed Waluigi.
They looked out the window, and sure enough, they could see a shadowy sillhouette of someone who looked almost exactly like jupitercl0uds, only more attractive. And more evil. That being said, evil in itself can be quite attractive, somehow.
'Waluigi! jupitercl0uds! Go to my room! It's basically a safe 'cause it's where I used to keep the Master Emerald,' said Knuckles.

And so, armed with nothing but 2 CDs of the Minecraft soundtrack, they made their way to Knuckles' room. There was the rowing machine and the CD player, ready to be used.

'Everyone, get your weapons,' said Amy. She somehow managed to keep her hammer in her pocket, so easily pulled it out. Sticks had her boomerang. They walked towards Jupiter_Clouds with a glint in their eyes. Salute by Little Mix began playing as if it were 2015 again. Unfortunately, it had all been a misunderstanding. There were 3 Jupiter Clouds', and the most aggressive one was Jupiter_Clouds.

'Amy, dear, I know we've never met, but you're my favourite Sonic character and I think you're awesome,' said jup1t3r. 'ANYWAY! Jupiter here has an apology to make. Also, hi, I'm Ari, or jup1t3r clouds!!! and I'm sure you know Avery/Jupiter_Clouds, or Ave as I call them. Also, say hi to Alex, or Aaron, or jup!ter!c!ouds!, whichever you prefer. He's pretty shy, but he's the nicest of us all. In fact, could we come in and give a proper explanation?'
Amy and Sticks were skeptical, however Amy said yes.
'False alarm, guys! They're here to apologise. Also, get jupiter and Waluigi.' Sonic was slightly disappointed upon hearing this. He was kind of looking forward to it. Regardless, he went and got the two.

'Hi, Ash!'
'Oh my God, Ari, where have you been?' said jupiter, hugging her.
'Avery here wants to apologise for their actions. Don't you, Ave?'
'Yeah,' grunted Jupiter_Clouds. They weren't too thrilled about the occasion.
'What's going on?' asked Ariel, who had only just come back from trying to cartwheel all the way to the park and back.
'I suppose we should explain. In the living room, all of you. If there isn't enough room to sit, then bring in a chair.'
The 4 Jupiter_Clouds felt like elderly folk teaching wisdom to their kin.

'Right, so, me and Ari, right, are from Wellmar. Well, not in real life, but our designs are. And I know what you're thinking, what's Wellmar? Well, it's an awful story we wrote before we realised we aren't cis. In it, Wellmar was like Purgatory, in the sense that it was a realm between Heaven and Hell. It's too much to unpack right now, though. In other words, we had an angel and a devil wing.'
'What does this have to do with Jupiter_Clouds apologising?' asked Amy.
'Oh, crap, you're right. Ave, go on,' said jup1t3r. Jupiter_Clouds went on to give an apology worse than Travis Scott's.

Due to the poor writing of this chapter, Waluigi gave a long, annoyed, 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!', though they still continued.

Due to the poor writing of this chapter, Waluigi gave a long, annoyed, 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!', though they still continued

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take this quote i would motivate myself for homework with as an apology for this chapter i hate this nearly as much as the victorian au one and i really hate that one.

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