Tails arrived home from Hobbycraft with his arms full of wool, some craft wire and a lot of paint. He'd usually go to B&Q, but it was closed, and Hobbycraft had a wider selection of colours, anyway.
'Ash, I got you this crochet wool. And you might want to check your phone,' he said. He tossed a paintbrush at Robotnik. 'Could you please help me paint something, Eggman?'
'No. Ask Orbot and Cubot,' replied Robotnik.
'Fine then.'
There was a squeal from jupitercl0uds who had just checked their phone. There was a picture of 2 model dinosaurs Tails had found in Hobbycraft. One was painted with the mlm flag, the other with the lesbian flag.
'AMY! STICKS! WALUIGI! ARIEL! COME HERE!' xe screamed in delight.
'What?' said the 4.
'Amy and Sticks, you're lesbians, right? And Waluigi and Ariel, I think you're gay? Because LOOK AT WHAT TAILS FOUND!' xe showed the photo. 'By the way, I know it's rude to assume sexualities, those are just the vibes I get from you lot.'
Amy gave a disapproving look to jupiter but Waluigi instead gave them a celebratory 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' for having correctly guessed his sexuality.
BTW THE DINOSAURS ARE THERE BECAUSE I ACTUALLY DID SEE THEM AND IT MADE ME SO HAPPY (im pretty sure a lot of the staff there were not straight nor cis)
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waluigi says 'wa' everyday until dekuyama is popular || volume 4
Fanfictionvolumes 1 - 3 are on my profile We now have 4 Jupiter Clouds characters? And now 2 of them are staying in the Prower household? How can an 8 year old fox even get a mortagage? Chaos continues in the 4th volume - admittedly, with an unfortunately low...
