-you have a bus card that never expires or loses money
-you can easily play volleyball and can play any position
-you get along with your teammates and the opposing team
-you understand volleyball and its terms
-you live near *insert character or team*
-y'all live in 2020
-everyone has a Tiktok
-you were in a team in middle school and the nickname was "the swans"
-you can jump really high
-you have a volleyball net in your backyard
-one of your parents, uncle, or aunt was a famous volleyball player/coach
-if you're gender fluid they let you pick between the girls volleyball team or boys volleyball team
-*insert coach* is your godfather
-you and your teammates never smell bad after any game
-even though you're a powerful player by yourself you're even more powerful with your teammates
-you can easily adjust to any team playing style and find a weak spot to defeat them
