-if you create an account and want to stay anonymous, you will
-your account never gets taken down for stupid reasons
-you're good at public speaking
-you can cry on command
-rumors about you don't spread like wildfire/don't spread at all
-your videos don't get removed for stupid reasons (or the audio on your videos)
-you have access to all audios even if you aren't in the right country
-any username you want is never taken
-your social medias/phone/etc. never gets hacked
-you can never drop your devices in liquid or any liquid never messes up your devices
-your devices never take forever to load and never glitches
-you don't look weird in headsets/headphones and it always fits you
