-you never turn assignments in late
-teachers like you
-always get high grades
-your homework is automatically filled out (so you don't have to do it)
-no undesired events happen
-you never get a lot of homework
-school isn't over 7 hours long
-you easily understand all of your classes
-you're the favorite student
-the school food is actually good
-nothing embarrassing ever happens to you
-you never need to present in front of the class
-all the teachers are nice
-you're at the top of your class
-it's easy to make friends
-you get straight a's easily
-you're able to get all your homework done quickly
-you never get detention
-you're able to do your homework during class
-y'all get long breaks during the school day
-I can use my phone without getting caught
-don't need to pay attention to class to pass
-can skip school or class without getting caught
-sit in the back of the class
-you can eat food without getting caught
-you take good notes
-you have the best locker spot ever
-there are hideouts throughout the school that no one knows about not even the staff
-you know how to sneak out of school
-the school library is big
-the school holds many school trips
-the janitor rooms are always opens to you and there are passages to go about anywhere in the buildings at school
-no seating chart
-you can open your locker easily
-the locker rooms have showers each shower is sectioned off
-you always win kahoot games, jeopardy games etc
-your school has Halloween, New Years, Valentines, winter or Christmas, and end of the year balls/dances
-you can order food to your school
-it holds a big halloween event with corn maze, haunted house, trick or treating, pumpkin patch, pumpkin carving/decorating contest, tracker/train ride, etc
-high school parties
-the neighbors never snitches to your/or anyone parents or guardians
-if the police or anything shows up you don't get caught
-you're always invited to parties
-no one has sex in yours or any other room
-after the party it doesn't smell like drugs, sec, alcohol, etc
-you always have fun at any party you go to
-you throw the best and most fun parties
-parties are what they seem in the movies
-no one steals anything of yours
