Incorrect Quotes

Dragon Egg [Again]

Vendi: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.

Xylo: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you.

*Cal walks in*

Xylo: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.

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Yuki: What are you doing here?

Maria: I could ask you the same question.

Yuki: I live here. This is my house.

Maria: I should probably ask you a different question.

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Hector: Wow, great work on the Halloween decorations. Where did you get the fake skeletons?

Victor: Fake?

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Azreal: But when all hope seemed lost, I had an epiphany!

Azreal, earlier: I'm going to throw myself into the sea.

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*Miris and Custard sitting on the floor*

Missy, running past at full speed: GODDAMMIT MY GODDAMN GENDER WAS STOLEN BY THE GHOSTS

Miris: I did not such thing

Missy, popping back into the room: THE BOOGOISIE

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Mola: every villain group has

Mola, pointing at Missy: the batsh*t crazy one, who does things no normal teen could ever dream of

Mola, pointing at Azreal: the edgy one, who could have been a normal part of society

Mola, pointing at Cone: the so so friend, who’s either really cringy, or the life of the party

Mola, pointing at Gibbous: the quiet one, who’s not sure how they got here

Mola, pointing at Genesis and Cardamom: the two who are clearly way closer than anyone else

Mola, pointing at Custard: the funny one, someone should really check up on

Mola: and me, the leader whose always f*cking tired

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*Custard on the beach with Miris behind them*

Custard: are you even real Miris

Miris: YOU CAN SEE ME?! Or… sense I guess

Custard: Uh yeah, since you’re haunting me aren’t you?

Miris: Buddy, I don’t know how to do that, I’m kinda stuck to your soul

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Cone: I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship

Cone: and this knife I found

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Missy: what doesn’t kill me

Missy: should run, cause im f*cking angry

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Genesis: stop asking me if I’m bi, gay, or straight

Genesis: I IDENTIFY AS A FUCKING THREAT

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*Bryan and Cardamom trapped in a room together*

Bryan: *actually trying to escape*

Cardamom, sitting down: I’d offer you some moral support, but my morals aren’t very helpful

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Gibbous: …

Gibbous: so… this weather, huh?

Cardamom: we’re in a cave

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*Azreal, Cone, and Missy, all in trouble*

Azreal: We can explain!

Mola: Can you?

Cone: if you give us 30 seconds to think of lie

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Mola: I always see you running, do you ever shut down?

Azreal: oh I’m always running!

Azreal: the question is from what

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Missy: you think I give a f*ck?

Missy: I can’t even read!

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*Gibbous and Cone on a walk/date*

Genesis: LOVE IS DEAD AND NEVER EXISTED!

Gibbous: what happened to him?

Cone: “dad”’s mad at him for breaking his favorite tea cup

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Azreal: so… any ground rules?

Genesis: yes. I don’t like physical contact

Azreal: you- you’re cuddling the tea guy right now

Genesis, in Cardamom’s lap: what's your point?

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*Genesis stuck on a rock in the venom lake*

Gibbous: don’t worry Genesis! We’re gonna get you out of there!

Gibbous: how are we gonna get her out of there?

Mola: Genesis are you sure there’s nothing you can use to get out of there?

Genesis: OH WAIT< HERE”S A ROPE BRIDGE! AND A GRAPPLING HOOK, SILLY ME

Missy: WE’RE ABOUT TO DIE GENESIS, DO REALLY WANT YOUR LAST WORDS TO BE SARCASTIC?!
Genesis: NOOOOOOO

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Missy: why are girls so hot?

Custard: why are guys AND girls so hot?

Gibbous: why is everyone so hot!?

Genesis: global warming

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Cardamom: why is Missy doing the laundry so loud?

Cone: they’re trying to prove to Genesis they’re more helpful than him

Missy: **SLAMS DOOR RIDICULOUSLY LOUD**
Genesis: pathetic

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Cardamom: did Missy just call me dad?

Genesis: yes. Want me to kill them?