"Weiss, what the fuck did you choose?" Yang asked, incredulous, as she turned to face their white haired teammate who stared open-mouthed at the screen.

Weiss snapped back to reality, her face turning red, almost like a tomato with her pale skin, and responded in embarrassment.

"I-I honestly have no idea..."

"Well we just have to find out! Hehehe, finally! Something good to watch! Yoink!" Nora chuckled in excitement as she grabbed the scroll out of Weiss's hands and hit play.

Today I don't feel like doing anything
Whistle~
I just wanna lay in my bed
Whistle~
Don't feel like picking up my scroll
So leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

Uh, I'm gonna kick my feet up then stare at the fan
Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants

Nobody's gon' tell me I can't, nah
I'll be lounging on the couch, just chilling in my Snuggie
Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie
'Cause in my castle I'm the freaking man

Oh, yes, I said it, I said it, I said it 'cause I can

Their jaws dropped in disbelief as they watched the monkey-masked guys and Jaune fool around, most of the girls blushed as the monkeys did literally what Jaune was singing: putting their hands in their pants.

"This. Is. Complete. Utter. Idiotic. Tomfoolery of a song!" Weiss yelled at the screen, completely thrown off and embarrassed at the music video.

The song, the video, everything was a blasphemy of everything that she knew and loved about music!

"Oh my god..." While Ruby, Pyrrha and Velvet covered their faces with their hands but they each widened her fingers apart to peek through.

But for Yang, Nora and Coco? They all enjoyed the song with gusto as they laughed.

"..." Blake and Ren however, were just staring blankly at the music video and simultaneously wondered, 'Why am I watching this?'

Today I don't feel like doing anything
Whistle~
I just wanna lay in my bed
Whistle~
Don't feel like picking up my scroll
So leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

Nothing at all
Woo-ooh, woo-ooh, ooh
Nothing at all
Woo-ooh, woo-ooh, ooh

Tomorrow I'll wake up, do some P90X
Meet a really nice girl, have some really nice sex
And she's gonna scream out, "This is great" (oh, my God, this is great), yeah
I might mess around and get my college degree
I bet my old man will be so proud of me
But sorry pops, you'll just have to wait

"...."

"What's a P90X?" Ruby tilted her head to side, verbally confused at what she heard.

Blake turned towards her with a incredulous expression, "Seriously? That's what you're asking about? Not the fact that there's a guy, who sang in a feminine flat voice, appeared behind Jaune said it was great. Or the fact that Jaune sang that he'd be going out to bang some girls? Or guys? Actually, is he bi?"

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