D.J
"Live grasshoppers...live fucking grasshoppers. Chris count yo motha fucking days."

Bridgette
"Okay, sure I've eaten tuna salad sandwiches before but I never worked out my position on eating live fish! But I had to get in good with the group. Minus bitch ass (y/n)."

-Back at the cabin-


Bridgette frowned and ate her last bite of the pizza causing the girls to cheer except Lindsey. The blonde looked down at her plate and squealed while looking away.

"I can't do it! I'm not eating it!" (y/n) rolled her eyes before pulling her hair back causing her to gasp. She stuffed the whole pizza in her mouth and closed it before pressing her lips against hers in a passionate kiss. She brought her back up and everyone watched as she swallowed the food and blushed before fanning herself with her hand.

"W-What was...I...wow~" The female snapped her fingers and winked causing her blush to worsen. The men watched the situation with blushes on their faces before coughing and returning to their own meals.

Trent looked down at his pizza and tapped it with his finger before standing up. "I have a weak stomach, I'll be right back." He covered his mouth and ran outside leaving the rest of the guys to themselves.


Toilet Confessional

Trent
"When I was a kid, my parents used to hold me down and force-feed me broccoli. They only did it because broccoli is-"

He shivered in disgust.

"Good for ya."

-Back to the cabin-


Trent walked back inside and frowned before slamming his fists onto the table.

"I can do this! D.J I need you to hold me down while Geoff, you stuff the slice in my mouth. And no matter how much I scream or beg, you have got to feed me that slice." Geoff shrugged and smiled.

"Huh, sure I'm in." DJ smiled and wrapped his arms around the male before hoisting him up into the air,

"No, Stop! Wait! It was a joke! Ha ha ha! I'm warning you my dad's a lawyer!"

Hearing enough, Geoff stuffed the slice in Trent's mouth causing his eyes to widen in shock before gulping down and staring at DJ. His pupil expanded and he smiled. "Momma?" D.J looked down at him in disgust before dropping him onto the floor.


Toilet Confessional

Trent
"It wasn't that bad. I was playing it up for the cameras. You know to boost ratings. I don't really mind beef testicles or live-"

He gagged and tried to swallow his throw-up

"Grasshopper pizza with jellyfish-"

-He threw up onto the ground a few times causing it to spill from out under the outhouse-

End of Toilet Confessional


The men quickly plugged their noses before devouring their slices.

The girls frowned at the sight before turning towards Leshawna who still had yet to finish hers.

She gulped as she went to take another bite only to gasp as a bug jumped from the crust and landed into her air.

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