"Welp, we're gonna lose this round."

(Y/n) spoke causing Heather to groan in annoyance while the others sighed and nodded making Bridgette glare at her.

"Are you really sabotaging the team just to spite me?!" Gwen snorted and chowed down on another one.

"No one likes you why would they do that?" Heather scoffed and flipped her off while the others chuckled at the insult. Geoff looked over towards his team before sliding over and whispering into the blonde girl's ear.

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Geoff
"I felt so bad! I had to help her."

-Back at the cabin-

"It's not that big of a deal. They sometimes castrate bulls for, uh, Medical reasons!" She blushed and smiled causing him to wink and walk back to his table.

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Bridgette
" It was so sweet of him to help."

-Back at the cabin-

Bridgette sighed out loud before eating the testicles on her plate. The men on the other team didn't eat and looked around defeated.

"Well, it looks like the guys lost this round! The first challenge goes to the female campers!" The girls cheered while the men groaned in annoyance. "The score is 1-0, and now the next course in the brunch of disgustingness." He smirked and rubbed his hands together.

"You guys like pizza right?" Everyone nodded while Owen went on a rant about how he could eat pizza at any time with anything on it which caused Chris to smile wickedly and chuckle. "Anything?" He looked towards Chef signaling for him to take the cover off of the plate he rolled in.

"How about live grasshopper pizza with tangy jellyfish sauce and live anchovies?" (y/n) gagged and looked away while Leshawna and Gwen shook their heads.

"Aint no way." D.J sighed while placing his head in his hands while Duncan groaned and placed his head on the table.

"Ewww, I hate Anchovies," Lindsey said while placing her hand to her mouth. Chef walked around with a slice of pizza on each plate and placed it in front of everyone starting with the girl's table. Leshawna gagged and placed her hands up while looking to the side.

"Mnh-MNH! That is straight-up nasty. I ain't eating that!" Heather growled and pointed a finger to her face.

"Oh yes, you are! I am not missing out on an indoor heated pool just because you can't keep down a few-" A grasshopper jumped onto her finger causing her to scream and flick it off. "Ok you're right I'm so not doing this." She tried to get up from the table but Gwen grabbed her arm and stopped her.

"I just digested a bull's precious cojones! you're going to eat." She glared and snatched her arm away.

"Fine! Can I get a little parmesan on this?" Chef shook his head and walked over to the male's table. Heather gulped and grabbed the pizza slice before taking a small bite. She shivered and swallowed before smiling.

"Mmh, delicious. You're up next." The other girls looked down at their plates before shaking their heads.


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Duncan
"When I catch you Chris, Chris when I catch you, When I catch you Chris-"

(Y/n)
"I'm telling y'all right now...if I don't make it out alive...arrest Chris."

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