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Don't know what to name this lol(Maudie X Ezra)

"Wha-" I said, turning to face her.

Maudie swiftly swiped her thumb on my cheek.

I touched my cheek and felt a wet sticky substance.

I looked at the tip of my fingers and took a closer look.

It's mud.

"Mud?" I asked.

"Yup, I like rain because there's mud." Maudie said, before rubbing some mud on her cheek.

Then she rubbed some on my nose.

She's acting very odd today.

Odder than she usually is.

Then, I felt this burning sensation in my whole body...

Am I having an allergic reaction to the mud?

"Maudie, are you okay?" I asked.

"Never better." Maudie smiled.

I bit my lip and smiled.

I quickly snatched up a big glop of mud from the floor and rubbed it all on her cheek.

Maudie looked unamused.

Did I go too far?

Maudie just giggled and then slapped my face with even more mud.

"Feels just like one of Ava's facial masks, right?" Maudie joked.

I started laughing.

Then we just had a full-on mud battle.

Mud was flung everywhere and both of us got completely soaked.

I don't really know what's been up with Maudie lately,

but I love it.

A little while later...

We ended up at Maudie's front yard, covered in mud and rainwater,

Breathless from playing.

"We're soaked and dirty." I said.

"I can see that." Maudie said in a slightly sarcastic tone.

"My mum is going to kill me.." I said.

"So will my dad." Maudie said. 

"Your dad loves you to bits, he'll probably just laugh it off." I said.

"Your right." Maudie said.

Maudie and I stared at the grey sky as water drops fell on our faces.

"This feels refreshing." I said.

"It is." Maudie said. "I enjoyed today."

"Same here." I replied.

Maudie turned her body to face me.

"We should do this again sometime." Maudie smiled. "I really love and enjoy your company."

Suddenly, my heart started pounding fast and loud.

She just said something normal

but why does it feel so weird and overwhelming?

"S-sure." I muttered.

The next day...

Last night I analyzed all the events that happened that day.

Based on my conclusion,

Google's conclusion.

I seem to have a crush on Maudie.

Oh boy,

Stupid hormones.

I need to get rid of it.

Honesty Maudie isn't THAT great,

So it shouldn't be too hard.

I bet I can name a lot of flaws about her.

That's it!

I should make a pros and cons list,

 It's the quickest solution to my problem.

Once I see her flaws, I'll stop liking her.

I grabbed my scrap paper and my pen.

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                       Pros and cons list                              

Subject: Maudie (to like or not to like)

Pros: She's smart, beautiful, cute, kind, Sweet, 
empathetic, fun to be around, interesting, not
a bad first crush.

Cons:
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I seriously can't find a con?

Should I just let myself have a crush on her?

I mean, it feels good but also bad.

Now because of my silly crush, my legs feel like jelly and my palms sweat like crazy when I'm around her.

Which is all the time.

In fact, I've been trying to avoid her all day.

But she makes my heart feel warm and tingly.

And I think I like that feeling.

"What you got there Ezra?"

I quickly crumpled up the paper and stuffed it inside my mouth.

"What note." I said with a muffled voice.

Okay,

that was incredibly stupid.

But at least that person would never know what I wrote.

I looked up and saw Maudie with a smile on her face.

"Why did you put it in your mouth?" Maudie asked.

What do I tell her?

I spat the paper out and stuffed it in my pocket.

"It's a new game Kyle and I are playing," I lied

"And it includes stuffing it in your mouth?..." Maudie asked.

"Kyles rules, not mine." I said.

"Oh well, good luck with your game." Maudie said before walking away.

I heaved a sigh of relief.

That was a close call.

This note is highly confidential.

It's too dangerous to keep, 

I must destroy it.

If only I had a lighter,

then I can burn it.

Or I can just tear it to bits.

Yup tearing to bits works.

I tore the note into many pieces and threw them in the bin.

I went back to my seat, feeling safe.

No chance anybody is going to see my note.

Maudie POV

 I wonder what Ezra wrote...

I shouldn't bother about it so much.

Even though I have a personal mission,

I still have school.

I have to focus on that first-

Then I heard a crunching sound coming from my right foot.

I lifted it up and saw a small crushed up note. 

I picked it up curiously and read it.

'Maudie (to like or not to like)'

I smiled.

It was in Ezra's handwriting.

Looks like my mission is going somewhere...