blitz: that's 9 kills in the bag, i'd like to see that whale-y snatch orgasm that many-
he was cut off was we see verosika (in her human form) on the stage as she said
verosika: alright, spring breakers. y'all ready to get fucked up and make some BITCHIN' BAD CHOICES!!!!???
she asked as cheers from the spring breakers were given to her as a fanboy tore his shirt off and said
fanboy: verosika!!!
verosika: this is your final boarding call, all aboard.
she said as the screens say ''fuck you blitzo'', which made said imp growl with foam forming from his mouth and verosika starts singing
while verosika was singing, we see jaune at the backstage blushing at her singing skills, grabbed a guitar and waited for verosika to call his name as blitz said
blitz: G**DAMN IT, that bitch started her goatish mating call, now she's gonna win all these sex maniacs. we gotta pick things up guys, he on the list loonie?
he asked to loona, who's looking for jaune as she said
loona: yeah, i think so.
blitz: good!!!
he said as he pulled out an axe as a drunk spring breaker looked at him and said
random guy: woah, what are you? a leprecaun? (laughs)
blitz: yeah, pretty cool huh?
he said as he used his axe to cut the random guy's head in half as he said
blitz: but you sure shit ain't gonna tell nobody., alright next one loonie come on.
he said as he sees loona missing because she saw jaune at the backstage, but when blitz noticed his daughter missing, he started to freak out and panic as he said
blitz: wha, What? WHERE'S MY BABY!!!???
millie: look!!!
she said as she pointed at loona walking towards the stage with an angry expression on her face and when blitz noticed loona's angry face and jaune at the backstage, he also grew pissed at know what happened to jaune
speaking of jaune, he sees that verosika finished singing and said
verosika: now who wants a piece of this? (throws her flask in the ocean) and also, i have someone backstage who'd like to sing a song for you all, jaune come out here.
she called out his name and as jaune walked onto the stage, everyone was silent, even loona until jaune grabbed his guitar and started singing, even verosika as well
after they finished singing, everyone cheered as loona was blushing like a mess, or atleast she was until verosika kissed jaune on the lips, which made kiki, apple and coco smile at the scene until loona jumps on the stage with a furious face as she said
loona: GET AWAY FROM MY MAN!!!!!!
she yelled as she tackled her to the ground and they start fighting until a monster fish showed up and started causing total chaos and jaune and millie start attacking it
(after the fight)
we see millie hugging a drunk moxxie giggling adorably as blitz said
blitz: ok, this is a little too wholesome for my liking.
???: blitz-o.
the voice was revealed to be verosika, who has bruise marks on her face from loona beating her up as blitz said
blitz: oh perfect, that must be the whores.
verosika: that was handles rather..obvious, don't you think?
she smirked as millie grabbed her flask and said
millie: i don't think thus belonged to any of us.
she said as she tossed the flask to verosika and gave it milky as she continued
millie: it would be a shame if anyone found out that you guys were behind a giant monster fish in the human world.
then drunk moxxie laughs
drunk moxxie: you'd all be so FUCKED!!!!!
he said as he laughs some more, making verosika's crew realize their mistake as verosika said
verosika: yeah, well....you 3 nasty ass gremlins will be in shit for not being in disguises.
then drunk moxxie falls on the sand
drunk moxxie: a human called me a possum...i am NOT a possum.
blitz: you know we could keep this little ''B movie'' scene on the down low if you agree to give us back that parking space.
he said to verosika, who had no choice but to say
verosika: fine.
blitz: WE FUCKIN' ONE!!!!!! (laughs maniacally)
millie: FUCK, YES!!!!!!
blitz: IN YOUR FACE, BITCH!!!!!
verosika: (groans) come on, let's get out of here.
she said as jaune grabbed her hand, making her blush as she, kiki, coco and apple blush at seeing verosika's hand being held by jaune as he said
jaune: i think it's best that you should come with us.
he said
apple: why?
she asked as loona said
loona: because jaune told me that someone called the cops and they're on their way here.
jaune: and that i don't want any of you to get arrested.
he said, making everyone go with jaune, who opened a portal with portal opening powers that stolas gave to him after being adopted into the goetia family as the screen went dark
(end of chapter, hope you liked it)
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