bro these chapters have been so dark im sorry 💀
The gays of Derry
Wednesday; 2:57 PM
The gay bsf: hey whoresssss
McFucking stutters a lot: Omg you're alive
Eds: Oh thank fuck oh my god
Bevilian the great: *casually just now checking messages*
Tittlers: you missed a lot
The gay bsf: yes indeed u did
Bevilian the great: very confused
The gay bsf: why'd that take you two million years to type
Bevilian the great: I'm typing with my non dominant hand and my pinkie so
McFucking stutters a lot: Makes sense
Bevilian the great: richie how tf are you alive rn
The gay bsf: im magical 🧙♀️
Ramen ass looking bitch: A witch?
The gay bsf: sure that too
Tittlers: guys
McFucking stutters a lot: What
The gay bsf: hwar
The gay bsf: what
The gay bsf: i just had a stroke wtf
Tittlers: raccoons have fucking hands
The gay bsf: shocker
Bevilian the great: oh great is ben drunk too
Bevilian the great: richie what did you give him.
The gay bsf: i didn't do shit!
Tittlers: im not drunk ty very much
McFucking stutters a lot: I agree with Bev ngl
Tittlers: wha- why??
Ramen ass looking bitch: Who the fuck randomly blurts out 'raccoons have hands'? A drunk person.
The gay bsf: y'all just slow
The gay bsf: ben i realized that a few days ago, great minds think alike!!!!!
Eds: More like dumbasses think alike
The gay bsf: eds how dare you
The gay bsf: i feel...
The gay bsf: betrayed..
Eds: Good for you man
The gay bsf: im leaving this cruel chat 😔
Ramen ass looking bitch: Finally.
Bevilian the great: lmao
Mickey Mouse: Guys! Guess what?
Bevilian the great: this better not be abt raccoons or hands.
Mickey Mouse: What? No-
Bevilian the great: oh, then carry on
Mickey Mouse: So you guys know Comstain and Freddly right?
Bevilian the great: ah yes, the piggies me and richie named!!
Tittlers: yes! miss themmm
McFucking stutters a lot: Yeah what about them
Mickey Mouse: Comstain had a baby! We don't know what to name him, it might be Piglet but we don't know yet
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the losers group chat
Fanfictionthis is a group chat thingy between the losers, and it has angst, ships, excessive cursing, and ye- a SHIT ton of angst
