REMNANT"S [[BIG SHOT]]!!! (Spamton Reader X RWBY)

MEANWHILE...

???: AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

We see a figure fall out of a red sky into an alleyway garbage can.

???: HUH? WHAT THE [[Fifty Percent Off!]]!?!?

The figure is revealed to be Spamton as he pokes his head out of the garbage can. However he looks a little different.

SPAMTON: HUH??? WHAT HAPPENED TO MY [[Workout-Ready Body]]!?!? I WAS [Big]!!! SO VERY, VERY [Big]!!! 

Spamton looks around at their surroundings and notices that he isn't where he was just a little bit ago.

SPAMTON: WAIT A [[Hot Second]]!!! WHERE AM I???

Spamton walks out of the alley and looks up at the sky noticing the big red pentagram.

SPAMTON: OH YOU'VE GOTTA BE [Kidding] ME!!! WHEN I SAID TO TAKE A GOD DAMN VACATION STRAIGHT TO HELL I DIDN'T MEAN IT [Literally]!!! WHAT'S A [[ Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]] LIKE ME SUPPOSED TO DO!?!?

Suddenly a flyer hits Spamton in the face getting stuck on his nose.

SPAMTON: AGH! WHAT THE??

Spamton pulls the flyer off his face and looks at it.

SPAMTON: OOOH! A [Free] HOTEL?? I GUESS IT'S BETTER THAN SLEEPING IN A GODDAMN GARBAGE CAN!!! MAYBE BEING IN [Hell] DOES HAVE ITS [Perk]S!!!

Spamton laughs as he walks off to find the free hotel labelled on the flyer.

TO BE CONTINUED IN...